Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

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Yo mama is so fat that she needs two zipcodes

Yo mamma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

yo mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out.

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often imitated never duplicated
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Soundcloud: Taso Zoitas

Your momma's so fat the only belt she could wear is Belt Parkway.

yo mama is so stupid, she though boys 2 men was a daycare camp

ooooo were doing, yo mama is stupid now...

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

yo momma so dumb she got locked out of a convertible.

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

here we go...

yo mama's so poor when I saw her kickin a coke can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said "movin""

yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama's so fat when she goes out in high heels she strikes oil

yo mama's so poor she uses the cat as a welcome mat

yo mama's so fat she irons her cloths on the driveway with a steamroller

yo mama's so fat that when sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

yo mama's so ugly that when she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning

yo mama's so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone

yo mama's so fat that when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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It has to start somewhere,
It has to start sometime,
What better place then here?
What better time than now?
--Rage Against the Machine

quoted direwctly from South park


ur momma is so fat, when she walks down the street people yell, GOD DAMN IT THATS A FAT ASS... lame but funny with sp characters voices over it hehe

Yo momma is so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.