POOP.

Whatchya Got?

I know SOMEONE out there has GOT to have at least ONE poop story.

OH, come ON people.

I'll tell one to get this scat party started.

hehe

I will begin this by telling you all that I have ulcerative colitis... meaning sometimes I just gotta GO. Don't matter where.

Well, I was going jogging in my neighborhood in Dallas with one of my girlfriends when the urge struck me.

Yes. Jogging down Southwestern in the Village in Dallas. NICE>

What do I do? DO I panic?

NOOOOOOOOOO

I drop my draws and I poop right there. Right there for everyone else jogging and walking their dogs and driving by to see.

Hey. When you gotta go. You gotta go.

No, I didn't finish my run. I hadda go clean mah ass.

TMI, but.

Yeah.

Gross.

Deleted...

OK, no more you wanker!


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Last edited by JayD on Jun-25-2004 at 03:28

Umm yeah you might want to take that picture down.


Just a suggestion.

Um, this thread was for funny stories.

Not for some fucktard to post a gross pic. UGH.

Two more minutes.

Okay, bye.

quote:

Originally posted by Jiffy Um, this thread was for funny stories. Not for some fucktard to post a gross pic. UGH.

ha, fucktard...


eh well my old roommate was 6'9" and he left teh largest poos ever. I mean, huge, these could choke a donkey.


First time I saw one was freshmen year in college, he opens the bathroom door and says there might be something wrong with the toilet....I look to see the largest, and by largest I mean width and length, poo peeking over the edge of our large toilet bowl....


I still ahve that image burned into my head....


there is also another story.....but I can only type so much at a time....

quote:

Originally posted by UWM Okay, bye.

why did ya wait, should have auto-banned, he doesn't look back at threads this quick anyways.

Speaking of big poos.

One of my cousins... OMG

She used to have to cut her logs up with a butterknife before she could flush.

I kid you not, they had a knife in the cabinet below the sink.

quote:

Originally posted by Jiffy Speaking of big poos. One of my cousins... OMG She used to have to cut her logs up with a butterknife before she could flush. I kid you not, they had a knife in the cabinet below the sink.

Believe me, nobody wants to hear about somebody cutting their poo.



in b4 da lock.

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