There I was looking innocently for my passport in my dad's nighttable, and there IT was:

- Hustlers Hot Girls 4: Hot Sex in Ibiza
- And a 36-pack of Trojans, with 1 left in the box

And looking in the medicine cabinet for tweezers:

- A half-empty bottle of KY



My parents are in their late 50's.... looks lke they still got it goin on eh....

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss - A half-empty bottle of KY

put glue in it instead

find a new place to live first tho

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Originally posted by mentalbarter put glue in it instead find a new place to live first tho

Then set up a hidden video camera.




For real tho, the glue trick would be too funny!

yea, but it was so doggy the picture, but god did i panic when it got stuck in the VCR, exsplain that one.

When i was 9 i cam acrross a video and put it on, my mum was on the phone in the other room, and when she walked him she was like, wtf are you watching, and i sead, mummy what are there doing to each other!

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Originally posted by Arbiter You're impressively stupid, that's for sure. I'd give you advice, but I cannot in good conscience take any action which could potentially increase the odds that you'll reproduce. I'm sorry.

My parents have never had any sort of Porn mag in the house ever, nor have they ever had alcohol in the house.

When i was 16 my dad thought it was about time i learned how things are done so he dug up some wery old pr0n (late 70s, early 80s ) and showed it to me.

Then i realised it was about time to introduce my dad to mr Internet. It took a while before i got him away from the computer...

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Originally posted by torontotrance My parents have never had any sort of Porn mag in the house ever, nor have they ever had alcohol in the house.

my mom's better than your mom

I always knew my dad had mags and one day i was sitting in the living room, i was about 14 or 15 and he busts some out and hes like enjoy. Then he says don't tell your mother. lol, my pops awesome!

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Originally posted by M1cro5lave Finding someone's hidden pron magazines is like having a birthday.

Yeh back then, now it's just like...oh. Teh computers spoiled me.

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss There I was looking innocently for my passport in my dad's nighttable, and there IT was: - Hustlers Hot Girls 4: Hot Sex in Ibiza - And a 36-pack of Trojans, with 1 left in the box And looking in the medicine cabinet for tweezers: - A half-empty bottle of KY My parents are in their late 50's.... looks lke they still got it goin on eh....

Ibiza, rock on.

I still cant believe people look at pr0n. Have you no imagination?