somehow this mosquito got into my room about 2 or 3 hours ago, and is just terrorizing me. i'm trying to sleep but i keep waking up scratching new "bites" - 7 so far. and i tried to swat him 2x but he got away...erm. what a bastard heh!?

>JM<

be glad u dont have to worry about west nile...

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

dont get mossies here, mainly just big fuckoff wasps

Man I hate those mossies. They freak me out at night too, when you can hear them buzzing around ever so quietly, but you know they're just waiting until you fall asleep before they strike. If I see one during the day I kill it, and people yell at me for killing innocent little flies. Innocent?? The little bitches suck your blood and spread disease!!

There was this one time last summer where I heard a buzzing noise in my room at about 1am. I knew what it was coz I saw it earlier on but I just left it. So I jumped out of bed and turned the light on and waited... and waited... and waited... for ages, but I couldnt see the bugger. So, in the hope of enticing the little blighter to feed on me, I stripped down completely and put myself on show. It was me and him, a fight to the death. So there I was totally starkers, hearing this little buzzing noise. Eventually I found him hiding in the corner of the room, and he immediately found a wave of socks being hurled at him. And hurl I did, until he was beat down to the floor where I proceeded to hammer him to death.

Victorious, I went back to bed and got a good night's sleep. Thank you and good night.

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c'mon guys!

mosquitos are vaginas!!!!

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dude, just sleep in another room, ive slept in the toilet before because my room was too hot.

though it wasnt bad sleeping in the toilet, but i got woke up by my angry mum who needed the morning whizz, so i got thrown out and slept on the landing for the remaining morning.

and as for mosquitos. dont get them in the uk, well not in the south part anyway.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally, I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.....
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You fuckin' mosquito.



Got that one from here.

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use chemical weapons.

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Errr..I hate Skeeters...

when Im in Poland for the Summer, those things are bitches during the night. If you accidently forget to clsoe the window at night, its OVER for you. Those little ******s just wait til you fall asleep, then they ninjAr strike on your ass.

They give you no sleep, piss you off, make you etchy and irritated, one of very few mistakes on this planet, they have no use whatsoever.

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quote:

Originally posted by paranoik0 use chemical weapons.

no use this...

want a bad ass trick I made up my very self? Its amazed people for years, and Ill let you amaze your friends.

Turn off all the lights in your room.

open your door and turn on all the lights out in the hallways.

wait for a minute or so, then close your door. All the bugs will have gone to the light and left your room. I used the reverse principle once to attract them to my room so I could kill them with a bug zapping tennis racket.

kill it with a pair a chopsticks.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone