you sick bitch. torturing poor little insects.



i once had a huge bruise on my forehead from a temper tantrum i had thrown because i didn't get my way or something, and this little old lady in pizza hut asked me what happened. my answer? "my mother did it".

yea i guess i was mad at my mom that night in pizza hut, and that far excedes any sort of cruelty to insects...if i had said that in this day and age, my mom would be in jail!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee you sick bitch. torturing poor little insects.

i fell off the chair laughing at work.

I broke my sister's nose once. but it was an accident. i went through a biting phase too.... other than that i didnt do much more than catch lightning bugs in jars.

me and my buddy torched a frog with a lighter and WD-40.



then I broke my brothers toe, he had to get the nail removed and can't have it grow back.......and he still kicked my ass.

Ooooh Miss Kitty, cool avatar.

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I am the devils son "Damien" incarnate, atleast that was what I was nicknamed amongst the many Chileans families in Toronto, they all dreaded when I showed up to family parties and get togethers. Alot of the parents from 20 odd or so years ago still look at me all wierd like as if I am about to do something bad. Some of them still call me "El Diablo". Sadly enough Im the nicest and most polite person you can meet anywhere.

What makes me scared though, is that everyone tells me, wait til you have kids Marco, you wont be laughing about how evil you were when your kid burns down your house.

I think everyone has gone tru bug catching and/or burning mode

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i used to catch butterflies when i was a real little kid...but i didn't hurt them...i just tried to keep them in a jar

My brother slammed my face into my dinner plate one night in junior high. I wanted to kill him and my mom didnt punish him, even after she received the bill for the repair of my chipped tooth!

Thats what I call cruelty from a child.

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I used to catch ants (the bigger the better) and glue them on fans. Then turn the fan up all the way until the glue let go of the ant. They'd come flying into the the fan's grill and break into a thousand pieces...
Other than that, I was a good kid

when me & my sis were younger (shes 3yrs older), i used to be under her supervision and apparantly, she somehow tugged my left arm too hard and lead to a dislocation of the shoulder. luckily, i dont remember this hence, i dont remember the pain of having my shoulder dislocated. lol...

my sister was evil when she was younger. id be under her guidance and being the innocet, naive, and sweet younger sister that i was; i believed everyting she told me... which led me to eating weird shit & stuff...

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"We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."