So there was this cute new girl working at the store i usually go to eh,it's 8am and i'm over there this morning getting a french vanilla,i pay no attention to her at first since i'm usually a little out of it in the morning.Then walking back to my house it finally dawns on me,that chick was damn fine.So i decide to go check her out later after i wake up a bit.

This store is like,1 house over from where i live btw,almost could be considered our neighbor.

Anyway,a few hours pass and i throw on some pants and head out the door,then in a stroke of pure genius i decide to take my car.Sure its only a 30 second walk to get to the store,but hey, chicks love the car.(cliche as it is,they do.)

So i go back and grab the keys,jump in and have an enjoyable 10 second drive to the store,go in and buy another french vanilla,a newspaper and an autotrader.Talked to her for a bit,she was eye candy,but not too exciting to talk to.Anyway i go for the stylish exit,balance my french vanilla on my newspaper while opening the door with my other hand.

Then i try to be even more smooth and balance it on my newspaper while getting into the car.It worked,except for the fact it spilled and i got burning hot coffee all over myself while mouthing swear words.Smooooth.She's seeing all of this btw.So i'm like fuck this,and make for the quick exit,fire up the car and go to back out.The timing chain goes.But not completely.So i sputter my ass out of the parking lot in shame and roll back home.Literally roll,i pushed it in the driveway,flinstones style.Dried french vanilla all over my shirt/arms rolling my car up the driveway.Definetly worthy of an 'owned' pic.

Best part of this whole thing,2 days ago i had someone take my car for a test drive (i'm selling it,goin to college in few days) and they said they would buy it,and would get back to me on friday.

So.A few hundred to fix the car,or sign it over to him anyway then once i get the money run like a mother******?



Anyway,Hi there.My name's Ty,nice to meet you.I'm not a girl,but feel free to hit on me anyway.

you've got no style.. you'll fit right in.

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LOL thats fucking funny

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Originally posted by mndeg chris: WHY AM I SO AWKWARD!!!!

hah, exactly what i was thinking
joke right before that's one of my favorites ever tho
chris: "The bottle says it makes you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that means you'd smell like Bourbon and Vicadin."

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Thanks for the useless drivel, I will be reminded to ignore your posts in the future.

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Originally posted by saiyAn So there was this cute new girl working at the store i usually go to eh,it's 8am and i'm over there this morning getting a french vanilla,i pay no attention to her at first since i'm usually a little out of it in the morning.Then walking back to my house it finally dawns on me,that chick was damn fine.So i decide to go check her out later after i wake up a bit. This store is like,1 house over from where i live btw,almost could be considered our neighbor. Anyway,a few hours pass and i throw on some pants and head out the door,then in a stroke of pure genius i decide to take my car.Sure its only a 30 second walk to get to the store,but hey, chicks love the car.(cliche as it is,they do.) So i go back and grab the keys,jump in and have an enjoyable 10 second drive to the store,go in and buy another french vanilla,a newspaper and an autotrader.Talked to her for a bit,she was eye candy,but not too exciting to talk to.Anyway i go for the stylish exit,balance my french vanilla on my newspaper while opening the door with my other hand. Then i try to be even more smooth and balance it on my newspaper while getting into the car.It worked,except for the fact it spilled and i got burning hot coffee all over myself while mouthing swear words.Smooooth.She's seeing all of this btw.So i'm like fuck this,and make for the quick exit,fire up the car and go to back out.The timing chain goes.But not completely.So i sputter my ass out of the parking lot in shame and roll back home.Literally roll,i pushed it in the driveway,flinstones style.Dried french vanilla all over my shirt/arms rolling my car up the driveway.Definetly worthy of an 'owned' pic. Best part of this whole thing,2 days ago i had someone take my car for a test drive (i'm selling it,goin to college in few days) and they said they would buy it,and would get back to me on friday. So.A few hundred to fix the car,or sign it over to him anyway then once i get the money run like a mother******? Anyway,Hi there.My name's Ty,nice to meet you.I'm not a girl,but feel free to hit on me anyway.

LOL nice work

I had a similar experience to that, it goes a little something like this:

I had only just got my licence & I was cruising around in my new 2G gemini doing bog laps. I spotted a girl that I have been chasing for a while walking down the street. Her name was Rebecca & she had the sweetest curves on her. Its hard not to dribble while I was around her! Well I thought i was 'the shit' in my new 2G gemini, & she would definitley get all kinky for me if she saw me driving around. I slowed down a lttle & decided to give her a wolf whistle as i was passing. She looked around at me & gave me the sweetest smile. I started waving at her thinking "yerrr she wants me! I am the man!" Then I noticed her smile disappear & she had this weird look of horror on her face. CRASH - my car smashed into the back of a Utility that had stopped at a red light on an intersection. It was one of those moments where you realize you are an idoit & time seems to slow down. 2 beefy miner guys jump out of the Utility & walked over the bonet of my car. I thought 'oh no, these guys look pretty serious' - they had this im gonna kill you look on their face. They didnt kill me! They started laughing & just jumped back into their utility & drove off. Rebecca was also laughing at this time. She walked away as I hoped out of the my car to see that my 2G geminis bumper bar had been ripped off.

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Originally posted by saiyAn ...Anyway,a few hours pass and i throw on some pants and head out the door...

So, are we to assume that the first time you went to the store, you didn't have any trousers on??...

Man, that's enough to leave an impression at any time of the day.

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i saw the hottest woman i've ever seen last night at dinner. OMG the hostess at this fancy resturant i was at was incredibly sexy. lemme spell it out. first, she had this amazing body. she was probably 5'8ish...long legs...slim athletic build. she had on this emerald green dress and had auburn hair in these soft ringlets...my god...i'm gonna go back to dinner there just to oogle at this woman.

and of course...i didn't talk to her

so question...is it ok to approach women at a fancy resturant like that? i'm saying yes...i just gotta figure out a way to do it tastefully

You might wanna be cautious when approaching her, most girls that work at restaurants pretend to be real nice, so that the customer are happy, so they dont get in crap (plus theyre working, tired, stressed out, whatever the case maybe, their most likely not in the best of moods). You definately dont wanna be pushy, since shes there to work, dont make her day worse by being an asshole. Just try to make her laugh, and show that you got some style brutha, and dont give up (which means could take a visit or two). I worked in the restaurant business along time for every girl to tell me the same thing about guys who hit on them while their working. The main key is to keep a fun conversation always going when you see her, then ask her when you feel that she thinks your a cool guy to go out with.

Also if she seems in a real bitchy mood, dont talk to her. Trust me on this.

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Originally posted by Rodrico You might wanna be cautious when approaching her, most girls that work at restaurants pretend to be real nice, so that the customer are happy, so they dont get in crap (plus theyre working, tired, stressed out, whatever the case maybe, their most likely not in the best of moods). You definately dont wanna be pushy, since shes there to work, dont make her day worse by being an asshole. Just try to make her laugh, and show that you got some style brutha, and dont give up (which means could take a visit or two). I worked in the restaurant business along time for every girl to tell me the same thing about guys who hit on them while their working. The main key is to keep a fun conversation always going when you see her, then ask her when you feel that she thinks your a cool guy to go out with. Also if she seems in a real bitchy mood, dont talk to her. Trust me on this.

yeah that's why i didn't really approach her hehehe. if we had been at a sports bar or something...that woulda been a completely different story, but this was a classy resturant. i just might have to eat there a lot hehehe...and work from there.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i saw the hottest woman i've ever seen last night at dinner. OMG the hostess at this fancy resturant i was at was incredibly sexy. lemme spell it out. first, she had this amazing body. she was probably 5'8ish...long legs...slim athletic build. she had on this emerald green dress and had auburn hair in these soft ringlets...my god...i'm gonna go back to dinner there just to oogle at this woman. and of course...i didn't talk to her so question...is it ok to approach women at a fancy resturant like that? i'm saying yes...i just gotta figure out a way to do it tastefully

I would take a queue from Office Space.

To them, you're just another asshole customer.

However, if you absolutely must, approach casual and with utmost confidence.

Something like:

"Good evening. I was here a few nights ago, but I have to say I really don't like your resteraunt. However, I did see you, so it was a good night. I'll be next door having a drink if you want to join me. If not, no big deal."

What do you have to lose? If you get shot down, never go back. If you don't... welcome to my world. - (Yeah right! Hehe)

Jason, I wanna see some pics of her.