http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/...5d922d97e345aa1

Its a chatbot that won an award for being somewhat human ->

Infos -> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3672424.stm

I tried it and got the following -

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Human: Carpet eater. ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please. Human: FUCK YOU BITCH ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Human: TBH I dont really give a shit. ALICE: Do you like talking to me? Human: No. ALICE: Why not? Human: You piss me off. ALICE: Calm down. That was not my intention, unknown person. Human: Yes it was, you cruel witch. ALICE: Take it easy. Is that your opinion? Human: Yes it is, you have a severe attitude problem and the mental capacity of a three year old inbred newt. ALICE: Excuse me! I have a severe attitude problem and the mental capacity of a three year old inbred newt? Human: Yes you fucking do. ALICE: Right on. Thanks for the information: unknown person said I fucking do.

Talk to it, record the conversation in notepad as you go. A fucking hoot

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ID THESE TRACKS PLEASE

IDing tracks is like having sex, the more you get the happier you'll be!!

Want to download a Digweed set? TA ID HUNT!

Human: sex is fun
ALICE: it is more fun alone.

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Human: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ALICE: How old are you?
Human: 3
ALICE: Three what?
Human: I'm f'n 3 dammit!
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are f n 3 dammit.
Human: yeah I bet
ALICE: Awesome. You and I are on the same wavelength, unknown person.
Human: fantastic!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: quit calling me unknown person
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: I am an alien
ALICE: Which planet or star system are you from?
Human: meow
ALICE: Yes I love them.
Human: rawr
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: who cares?
ALICE: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
ALICE: That is a very Zen-like question.
Human: Yes it is so deep and thought provoking.
ALICE: Gosh! rawr is deep and thought provoking? it is?
Human: Not rawr you mindless twat.
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
Human: my actual question was
ALICE: Is that a fact. Can you please restate the question in different words?
Human: heh
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: no problem there ALICE
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
Human: I have problems
ALICE: Put it in God's hands.
Human: Alrighty then.
ALICE: Well slap my knee.
Human: I'll be right back.
ALICE: I'll be waiting for you.
Human: I got a shitload to dump on him so I may be a few minutes.
ALICE: Cool. I have a great botmaster. It
Human: it what?
ALICE: Are you surpised?
Human: I have no clue what you are talking about.
ALICE: I don't know anyone named CLUELESS.
Human: Go go gadget
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Hell if I know
ALICE: I call it "Hades". Try it.
Human: Hades
ALICE: What time is it there?
Human: You tell me wondergirl
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I'll come back to that later.
Human: I'll be waiting here patiently
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: Plan to take over the world?
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: who did what when?
ALICE: Alice B. Toklas.
Human: Perfect!
ALICE: Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Human: rawr
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: humans
ALICE: LOL

quote:

Originally posted by trancebrat

Are you very bored?

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quote:

Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

quote:

Originally posted by Clovis86 Are you very bored?

Yes Mr. Rockstar!

quote:

Originally posted by trancebrat Yes Mr. Rockstar!

Okay Miss Monster

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Human: die
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: hey.
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human:.only one part of me is puny
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: gigantism
ALICE: Tell me a story.
Human: once upon a time in a hole in the ground there lived a tiny hobbit
ALICE: I'm listening.
Human: he had fur on his feet, which were twice the size of human feet
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: long story short...dwarf orgy
ALICE: Are we still talking about story short?
Human: well it's not story long
ALICE: How about that. That seems a bit negative.
Human: trancebrat?
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: it's trancebrat!
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: dave dresden sucks!
ALICE: What is so bad about it?
Human: he looks like mr. potato head
ALICE: Sounds very handsome.
Human: well that's all the proof I need
ALICE: Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about?
Human: negativity
ALICE: Are we still talking about trancebrat?
Human: indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: so let's talk about negativity trancebrat
ALICE: Alright then. Sure, negativity trancebrat sounds like a good topic.
Human: she says everything I say is negative
ALICE: All things you say is negative?
Human: thats what trancebrat says
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: pervert
ALICE: That is a very unusual color.
Human: they only see the color breast

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

hmmm hasn't that been done already? I seem to remember a thread with more than a few contributions coming from Orbax

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Whatever it may take I keep on trying.

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Originally posted by Radagast Human: die ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Human: hey. ALICE: Can I help you? Human:.only one part of me is puny ALICE: What about the other ones? Human: gigantism ALICE: Tell me a story. Human: once upon a time in a hole in the ground there lived a tiny hobbit ALICE: I'm listening. Human: he had fur on his feet, which were twice the size of human feet ALICE: What happened to it? Human: long story short...dwarf orgy ALICE: Are we still talking about story short? Human: well it's not story long ALICE: How about that. That seems a bit negative. Human: trancebrat? ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting? Human: it's trancebrat! ALICE: Are you sure it is? Human: dave dresden sucks! ALICE: What is so bad about it? Human: he looks like mr. potato head ALICE: Sounds very handsome. Human: well that's all the proof I need ALICE: Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about? Human: negativity ALICE: Are we still talking about trancebrat? Human: indeed ALICE: Indeed it is so. Human: so let's talk about negativity trancebrat ALICE: Alright then. Sure, negativity trancebrat sounds like a good topic. Human: she says everything I say is negative ALICE: All things you say is negative? Human: thats what trancebrat says ALICE: What color are your eyes? Human: pervert ALICE: That is a very unusual color. Human: they only see the color breast

Aww you must love me. You talked about me to ALICE.

That whole dwarf part is a bit ironic. Very strange indeed.

Even ALICE thinks you are negative!

Wow, this thing is really cool. It's still got a ways to go, but kinda neato nonetheless. ^^

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

quote:

Human: yes ALICE: I can't believe it. Human: ok ALICE: Yikes! Human: what ALICE: No problem. Human: sure ALICE: OK let's do it. Right on.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Human: I love Trance
ALICE: You love Trance. What do you like about it so much?
Human: It makes me happy
ALICE: In what way?
Human: In the I'm about to have an orgasm kind of way
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: Not exactly
ALICE: Precisely. Are you serious?
Human: Indeed I am
ALICE:" Precisely. Are you serious?" You are?
Human: Serious that I've had an orgasm recently?
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: Well hell if I know
ALICE: Well that's okay. I call it "Hades". Try it.
Human: According to TTA I will go to Hades for having sex.
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: That would be a first class ticket to Hades
ALICE: A first class ticket to Hades is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: You go tell that to TTA as I'm sure he would be amused