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Yeah, dude - didn't you know it's really rude to advertise your own birthday?
Only kidding, who cares? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Now go out and get laid by an older woman! er...not at 16...
Now go out and get drunk! er...not at 16....
Now go enlist in the Army and vote for Badnarik! er....not at 16....
Go take the Driver's License test? 
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