"I told you to play Sandstorm, if you don't play it next, you can get the FUCK out of my club."

DJ: "Dude, I asked for the magical princess pony.."

Guy:"But i want MY pony to be shown to the crowd!"

Guy: "I'm sick of you lollipop shit music bro! Now give me that vinyl before I break 2 fists on your head"

DJ: "ahhh relax buddy!! Here, come over and give me a kiss on the cheek... mwa!"

*Next Scene*

Two broken fists and a smashed DJ

Ill give you head after I hear some DJ Sammy.

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NIGA PLEASE!!!!!

DJ "dude, you're fly's open, you're scaring all the ladies with that monster."

GUY "back off, you better not be hitting on me."

"you touch my pony once, shame on you! You touch my pony twice , shame on me"

or

Guy in White:"Hey dont try to touch my butt ever again"
DJ:"Come one...just let me get some grab ass"

or

Guy in White: "Hey!!! there is something on your shirt!"
Dj: "Im not falling for that one again...oh my god theres a tarantula on your shoulder"

sorry for the last one. i know its real bad

hey Mister DJ Play my Song!


but this one is funny too!

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DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

quote:

Originally posted by Colin Andrews "I told you to play Sandstorm, if you don't play it next, you can get the FUCK out of my club."

haha poor darude...i cant believe that actually happened to him!

DJ: let me lean over...i need to rip a stinker
DKNY: yo it fogged up the mirror behind you

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