Fluffy toilet seat covers.
WTF... I have never understood these things, it's some woman conspiracy against men.
Oooh look a toilet (I HAVE A HUGE PEE)... it has a fluffy pink toilet lid cover, This is not my place! (The chick who's place it is, is hot), oooohh I gotta peeeee...
I lift up the lid with fluffy pink cover, it remains upright, I lift the seat... Wait a minute, it's kinda slanting.... I let go, toilet seat falls... hmmmmm I pick it up and press it firmly against the fluffy covered lid, the fluffy thing has collapsed ( Unbeknown to the normal male mind his pink ****** is actually harbouring 10 megatons of potential energy) Hmmmm... All seems well! I let go... hmmm seat remains standing. Starting to pee, wouldn't you know it...
ENERGY RELEASE
FLOP
Breaks the stream of urine right at it's peak strenght
Seat down
Fluffy bastard down.....
shut of urine...
Tooo late
Fluffy thing soaked.
Fluffy things friend, Little pink fluffy carpet soaked
Reopen soaked lid.
Restart stream (Holding lid with one hand... this ain't happining again)
loose grip
back in pants, stream not done!
let go toilet seat... Cycle happens one more time
finish....
QUicly clean up time..... NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER
aaaahhh shit
quick take off socks
Clean up with socks
Try to flush socks
Water headed for brim
OH SHIT
Climb out window
Run away.
Even though this is just a hypothetical situation (Which I'm sure has happened to someone somewhere)
It is every males nightmare
Please girls... refrain from this putting fluffy thing on toilet lids!
What is the point? I understand the fluffy toilet roll warmer. I even understand the fluffy carpet....
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Last edited by Gunyouken on Jan-05-2005 at 22:47
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