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Gunyouken
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: I've got a twanger and I'm not afraid to use it!!
Thumbs down Fluffy toilet seat covers.

WTF... I have never understood these things, it's some woman conspiracy against men.

Oooh look a toilet (I HAVE A HUGE PEE)... it has a fluffy pink toilet lid cover, This is not my place! (The chick who's place it is, is hot), oooohh I gotta peeeee...

I lift up the lid with fluffy pink cover, it remains upright, I lift the seat... Wait a minute, it's kinda slanting.... I let go, toilet seat falls... hmmmmm I pick it up and press it firmly against the fluffy covered lid, the fluffy thing has collapsed ( Unbeknown to the normal male mind his pink ****** is actually harbouring 10 megatons of potential energy) Hmmmm... All seems well! I let go... hmmm seat remains standing. Starting to pee, wouldn't you know it...

ENERGY RELEASE
FLOP
Breaks the stream of urine right at it's peak strenght
Seat down
Fluffy bastard down.....
shut of urine...
Tooo late
Fluffy thing soaked.
Fluffy things friend, Little pink fluffy carpet soaked
Reopen soaked lid.
Restart stream (Holding lid with one hand... this ain't happining again)
loose grip
back in pants, stream not done!
let go toilet seat... Cycle happens one more time
finish....

QUicly clean up time..... NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER
aaaahhh shit
quick take off socks
Clean up with socks
Try to flush socks
Water headed for brim
OH SHIT

Climb out window
Run away.

Even though this is just a hypothetical situation (Which I'm sure has happened to someone somewhere)
It is every males nightmare
Please girls... refrain from this putting fluffy thing on toilet lids!
What is the point? I understand the fluffy toilet roll warmer. I even understand the fluffy carpet....


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Last edited by Gunyouken on Jan-05-2005 at 22:47

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lücid
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY

???? \/ ????

i've never even seen a fluffy toilet seat. you mean like, furry? i've seen those squishy ones that are foam with a vinyl cover (those are usually found in old people's bathrooms), that go "squiiiiisssshhhh" when you sit on them and push all the air out. but when you say fluffy toilet seat i picture a toilet seat with a ferret curled up around the perimeter.

i don't know any females who have such a thing, but it's a good idea. maybe it will teach guys to put the seat down more often after they are done.


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Gunyouken
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: I've got a twanger and I'm not afraid to use it!!

I was actually refering to a lid cover.

BTW whats so hard about putting the seat down?
Men have to pick it up all the time, you don't see us complaining

Why can't woman leave the seat up for a change?


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NiteMer
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Registered: Jun 2004
Location: Denver, CO

quote:
Originally posted by lücid
???? \/ ????

i've never even seen a fluffy toilet seat. you mean like, furry? i've seen those squishy ones that are foam with a vinyl cover (those are usually found in old people's bathrooms), that go "squiiiiisssshhhh" when you sit on them and push all the air out. but when you say fluffy toilet seat i picture a toilet seat with a ferret curled up around the perimeter.

i don't know any females who have such a thing, but it's a good idea. maybe it will teach guys to put the seat down more often after they are done.


It's gotta be either the one you mentioned or the ones that match the area rugs for the restroom. I think that's what he means. I hate those covers that won't stay up though. I have never had it happen with a fluffy one, but I have had it happen with the ones that you mentioned. Soooo irritating.


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lücid
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: NY

quote:
Originally posted by Gunyouken
I was actually refering to a lid cover.

BTW whats so hard about putting the seat down?
Men have to pick it up all the time, you don't see us complaining

Why can't woman leave the seat up for a change?

ooooh, gotcha. i have seen those, and they're pointless and weird. i would imagine the type of girls that have those are also the type of girls who have furry steering wheel covers and decals on the back of their white Cavalier that say "Princess" in pink glittery script.

i always keep the toilet lid closed in my bathroom, because i have a shelf above my toilet and i am always fearing that i will stumble in there drunk one night and knock into the shelf and my stuff will fall into the toilet. so therefore, i always keep it closed.

the absolute WORST is when someone has a wood toilet seat, and there's a crack in it that you can't see. so you sit down and immediately jump up because it feels like a crab just pinched the skin off your asscheek. hahahaha that actually happened to me a few weeks ago.


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Floorfiller
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quote:
Originally posted by Gunyouken
you don't see us complaining


i think you just did hehe

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butterfly
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i have a toilet lid cover in the shape of a crab at home. it's really cute.

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Mine is blue fluffy.

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Registered: Jul 2003
Location: America the Beautiful

quote:
Originally posted by Gunyouken
I was actually refering to a lid cover.

BTW whats so hard about putting the seat down?
Men have to pick it up all the time, you don't see us complaining

Why can't woman leave the seat up for a change?


+1

we need something like what tim taylor had in home improvement's "man's bathroom" where you step on this little lever thingie and it raises the set up and then when you take your foot off it goes down...or else we could just make toilets with no seats and all swim in our pooh


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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, CANADA

I hate the fluffy thing. Its impossible to piss with one hand while holding the stupid thing up
what the hell is the point of it>

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quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Mine is blue fluffy.


ditto
well my mom put it there


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Halcyon+On+On
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast

quote:
Originally posted by lücid
it feels like a crab just pinched the skin off your asscheek. hahahaha that actually happened to me a few weeks ago.




Didn't think they had many crabs in the midwest.

Anyways...

Am I the only one who thinks that a bathroom should be the most absolutely minimally-decorated part of the house? I can't stand cluttered bathrooms or ones where there's just too much to look at - it's as though I'm supposed to spend more time in there than I really should.


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