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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

"01/17/2005 at 00:41:09

I have to confess that I said to myself that I wasn't going to do cyber-sex anymore, but I got involved with a fuck-buddy of mine and came 4 times... went to bed and fucked my man's brains out... then woke up the next day and diddled myself into coming 3 more times... mmm..."




damn i told her not to...

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www.elkdee.com
Soundcloud sampler: www.soundcloud.com/elkdee

"I planted gay porno in a kids locker because he thought he was better than me."

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

http://grouphug.us


This one is better.

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

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Originally posted by Endlesswave http://grouphug.us This one is better.

i remember i wasted a whole day at work going thru those... time well spent definitely

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Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight year-olds, Dude.

I do believe I have just found the pinnacle of internet comedy.

I laughed for a good 20 minutes, nearly pissing myself numerous times.

"My girlfriend ate my ass last night. It was fucking great. She worked her tongue like a pro while I laid on the bed with my legs in the air like a cheap whore. Ohhhhhh you little slut, you'll be doing that again I can guarantee it; and if you don't, you are going to wake up with a big, unwashed, nasty asshole all over your lovely face."


Pure, uncut, incredible hilarity.

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 "My girlfriend ate my ass last night..."

That is how one catches Hepatitis A... Careful.

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Dark Dirty Tech Tribal. | Hands in air (trance) and feet on the floor (house).

I thought this was gonna be another cookie clearer. I was actually looking forward to it this time.

"I have a big penis. It is at least 8 1/2 inches. The only thing is that you couldn't tell. When I wear pants, it looks like there is nothing there. It's not fair. I have a big penis but it doesn't show unless I'm naked. I want to have a big box in my pants so that everyone will look at it and know I have a big penis. I sure is fun to jerk it off though."




lol some of the quotes on that page are fookin retarded

this one was posted today

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01/18/2005 at 06:21:22 I'm male, 24 and I wish I were a girl, I wear panties and squat to piss like they do.

the world will never run out of issues.

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

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Originally posted by raveed "I have a big penis. It is at least 8 1/2 inches. The only thing is that you couldn't tell. When I wear pants, it looks like there is nothing there. It's not fair. I have a big penis but it doesn't show unless I'm naked. I want to have a big box in my pants so that everyone will look at it and know I have a big penis. I sure is fun to jerk it off though." lol some of the quotes on that page are fookin retarded

Sounds like Diabolic found a new board to post on.....

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I set fire to small birds.

best confession ever

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Shit yeah, that's what I've been saying for years.