I haven't had any action in weeks now and I'm feeling it. And to make matters worse there's this gorgeous, sexy latin girl who works in my office and she's being generous with the cleveage today. What can I do to take my mind off of sex and concentrate on my job?

run to the bathroom and squeeze one out real quick..duh

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go get a hooker tonight.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee go get a hooker tonight.

why wait.... hit the rub and tug for a nice mid-afternoon happy ending

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Slylee go get a hooker tonight.

There's this one Korean "massage" parlor not that far from my work where a work companion went once. Should I go???

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Originally posted by Nautilus There's this one Korean "massage" parlor not that far from my work where a work companion went once. Should I go???

YES! Either there or check the local free daily news papers classified section.... if you're in a decent sized city there will be tons advertising in the classified section.

edit.... sorry just noticed you're in LA.... there will be tons of them. Go for a NUDE + ORAL add.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Nautilus There's this one Korean "massage" parlor not that far from my work where a work companion went once. Should I go???

theyre a bit pricey...

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Originally posted by dj tek theyre a bit pricey...

you gotta bargain and be like

ooooooooo.. i only have 5 bucks

what are they going to make you do? wash dishes?..

You can't put a price on AIDS.

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Originally posted by dj tek theyre a bit pricey...

In Toronto, NUDE+ORAL=$60.... approx $48US

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

How bout an AHA (anit-horny agent)?



hope that helps!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard In Toronto, NUDE+ORAL=$60.... approx $48US

Nude + Oral is just a BJ given by the masseuse in the nude?