Fuckin hilarious true story...

"ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A Georgia bride-to-be who vanished just days before her wedding turned up in New Mexico and fabricated a tale of abduction before admitting Saturday that she had gotten cold feet and "needed some time alone," police said.

Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, was in police custody more than 1,420 miles from her home on what was supposed to be her wedding day.

"It turns out that Miss Wilbanks basically felt the pressure of this large wedding and could not handle it," said Randy Belcher, the police chief in Duluth, Ga., the Atlanta suburb where Wilbanks lives with her fiance. He said there would be no criminal charges.

Wilbanks, whose disappearance set off a nationwide hunt, called her fiance, John Mason, from a pay phone late Friday and told him that she had been kidnapped while jogging three days before, authorities said. Her family rejoiced that she was safe, telling reporters that the media coverage apparently got to the kidnappers."

Holy crap, LOL. I saw this chick on the news...I thought she was dead, to be honest...but...cold feet!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

she had cold feet? she's going to look like jackass from now on

I was watching the "Breaking News" last night when they found her & they said her kidnappers let her go.

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getting cold feet is perfectly understandable, but hopping on plane, flying 1,400 miles away, not calling after you got there, and then saying you were kidnapped. How fucked up is that? If i was the guy i'd throw her shit out of my house, change the locks, and forget i ever knew her.

PICS OR STFU!!!111

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Originally posted by igottaknow getting cold feet is perfectly understandable, but hopping on plane, flying 1,400 miles away, not calling after you got there, and then saying you were kidnapped. How fucked up is that?

Yeah...defintely overkill.

http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050430%2Fcapt.garf11004300833.missing_bride_garf110.jpg?v=1

She does look a little unstable... i'd still hit it

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Originally posted by Nautilus http://us.news3.yimg.com/img.news.yahoo.com/util/anysize/345,http%3A%2F%2Fus.news2.yimg.com%2Fus.yimg.com%2Fp%2Fap%2F20050430%2Fcapt.garf11004300833.missing_bride_garf110.jpg?v=1 She does look a little unstable... i'd still hit it

She has very big eyeballs.

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Originally posted by Nautilus She does look a little unstable... i'd still hit it

a little?

id hit only if i gave her my fake number and address nevermind getting married to her for the rest of my life.

Last edited by igottaknow on Apr-30-2005 at 22:11

you don't have to worry about getting married. she's not the committed type. whahahhahahaa!

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Originally posted by Orbital32 you don't have to worry about getting married. she's not the committed type. whahahhahahaa!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!