mario, this is an amazing philosophical query.
i am glad you've posed this.
firstly, Jesus loves all. He is one happy fellow.
secondly, tequila tastes great. Who wouldn't want a shot of 100% Blue Agave goodness?
and thirdly, you didn't say jesus christ.....so im assuming this is some dirty mexican dood, who is happy and loves tequila.
now given these factors Jesus would take these three girls to wendy's, buy them a nice meal, you know - to be humble and stuff...
then he'd take them back to his place and smash the bottle of tequila on their heads....
then proceed to fuck them rotten while licking teqiula off their hot sexy bodies 
that is what Jesus would do
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