lol in a good way!

so i read a thread in a forum i bearly post in but iv been a memeber for a while....

i read the thread
"how to make my gf orgasm"

i click it expecting a laugh and well
http://jabbasworld.net/viewtopic.php?t=30230

read it for yourself.




now if this would of been ta, the first post would of been something to do with p00per. and then an anctedote on how sex drugs and p00per sex worked for someone.


i <3 ta

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

quotetheresponsesbecausewecantseethemwithoutjoining or stfu

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Originally posted by Sunsnail quotetheresponsesbecausewecantseethemwithoutjoining or stfu

we need a pass for the dirtyness here

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Originally posted by Sunsnail quotetheresponsesbecausewecantseethemwithoutjoining or stfu

let me quote

guy who started the thread

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I know that the question is kinda stupid, but i can't get my gf to have an orgasm ops: i feel a little embarassed to ask something like this ops: give me answers lol

answers

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experiment, and keep trying :-P also, it might not be your fault...some meds can do that to women. I know cause my ex was on anti-depressants, which made it really difficult for me :roll:

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Mate, try doing some research online. www.askmen.com has stacks of articles on women, relationships, sex etc. Do some reading over there, buy a copy of mens health - anything - there are stacks of sites dedicated to this subject :fadein: If all else fails.. buy a Ferrari :P

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first... don't be obsessed with that. second... be patient third... read mags, articles and ask your gf how does she likes it the first orgasms are job for two instead of only one

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2 years and no orgasm??? how much time has passed since both of you had your first relation? and... there isn't a written rule or 7-steps for making a girl orgasm everytime. What works with one girl, surely won't work with another, ie... with one girl your trick was to eat her until she screamed wanting you and then making her orgasm while moving in a certain way and positon. And with another you had to fuck her with another position while she touched herself

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ok, first and foremost. you cant think about it or else you wont be successful in pleasing ya lady, and most importantly you and her need to talk to one another to know what ya like and dislike. alot of chicks arent comfortable with it but it helps alot. good luck. The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Amazing Sex http://www.sendmefile.com/00058541 i know i know, the chick isnt the greatest looking but its a fucking funny vid and seems like you could use the help. kama sutra pussy 101 http://www.sendmefile.com/00058545 posted this a while back. http://www.jabbasworld.net/viewtopic.php?t=26033

etc

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

if that was posted in le CORe, that person would wish he was nevar borneded

someone join that forum just to post "Stick it in teh P00p3r!" in that thread

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Originally posted by Mebot someone join that forum just to post "Stick it in teh P00p3r!" in that thread

im allready a member. but id feel bad. plus i dont want to lose mys ection in the download section

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 im allready a member. but id feel bad. plus i dont want to lose mys ection in the download section

well besides you, since you're already a member, i was thinking about someone that has nothing to lose by doing this.

and then whoever does it, post a screen shot of your deed.

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Originally posted by Mebot well besides you, since you're already a member, i was thinking about someone that has nothing to lose by doing this. and then whoever does it, post a screen shot of your deed.

DOWIT MEBOTS!!!!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i would but i got homework and shit to do.

fap fap fap


lol i hadnt seen fa fap fap in a while

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD