what did you do on {n.y.e.}?
turns out my shift was cancelled. jesus-goddammit-christ! i walked into tmy work all down-trodden and my manager was like, "hey what the hell are you doing here?" and i, still thinking that i was there to work replied that i was there to work that fucking 9-7 shift. and he laughs. the bastard laughed at me. with good reason, apparently, because the shift had been cancelled for 2 weeks, and i just hadn't checked in since then. so shit! i didn't have any plans for last night. i showed up at my friend's apartment with a big spliff that i had rolled in the hallway. i covered up the peep hole with my finger and banged sooo loud on their door. they were all like, "who is it?" and in my deepiest police voice i was like, "police! can we come in for a moment please?" it was great, they had the whole apartment cleaned up, every single piece of parapanelia (whoa..there's actually a word i don't know how to spell... ). they were all stunned for like..5 seconds.
then i got my ass kicked, picked up by two drunks and carried out to a snow bank, where they threw me, successfylly losing the big joint i had rolled and getting me all wet.
all in all, i had a good time last night. we had 3 two-fours (good planning, eric and dan!) and half a Z of the green stuff. we got soooo blazed for the countdown, and i couldn't stop laughing at how young dick clark looked. i swear he looked older last year. then again, i'm pretty sure he signed his soul over to satan a while back, so i wasn't that surprised. him, regis and the devil must get together every friday for coffee and a face lift and a tuck .
heh, at the end, i took a cab home with my friends. we waited for 45 minutes out front of the apartment, thinking that we couldn't go inside because we would miss the cab. goddammit, it was 3:30 in the morning, where are all the cabs? not taking me home, that's for sure.
when i finally got home, i had the task of waking my maggot-drunk sister out of her drunken pass out at 4:00. ha. good luck.
whatever.. what did you guys do last night?
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Last edited by {b.s.e.} on Jan-02-2002 at 00:12
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