i just faced a fear!



i've always been really scared of spiders but i have this strange respect for them...i can't kill them cuz they're too cool. anyway, yesterday there was a pretty good sized one in my dad's house and i freaked out...and my dad walked over and caught it and put it outside. of course i was like, "OH MY GOD! DAD WHAT ARE U DOING? Does it bite???" and he said those kind don't bite. so just now, another big one was in the room and i saw it...and i almost freaked out, but insteaad i caught it and put it outside and i was freaking out the whole time, but when it jumped out of my hand, i kinda missed it it wasn't so bad.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I woulda smushed the fellow and flushed it down the toilet

what if it comes back to get you??

it wont come get me. we bonded. he loves me now.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

how do you know its a he? and how did u bonded?

it had a penis. i jerked it off and he came on my hand. that means something.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

spider jizz

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Originally posted by Slylee it had a penis. i jerked it off and he came on my hand. that means something.

for me that usually means a payment of at least 20 dollars

if they are really hot - then for free!!




LOL!

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I dunno if I can face my biggest fear.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis86 I dunno if I can face my biggest fear.

well out with it, goddamnit!



wait lemme guess...talking to that girl

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

one of my biggest fears has always been breathing through the mouth while I'm taking a shit.

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Originally posted by StanVoid one of my biggest fears has always been breathing through the mouth while I'm taking a shit.

dude! mine too...let's face it together...

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone