In celebration of the closing out of yet another year with you bitches, i think an award presentation is necessary. so, come up with some awards, nominate some people and prepare to start voting.

I would like to nominate the following people for 'Hater of the Year':
1) Dave (for his role in everything)
2) Rapfiend (for his role in the "Peurf Squad" or whatever that nonsense is)
3) James "the fudge" Packer (for his role in being a small angry australian)
4) Screen (for calling all girls bitches)

I would like to nominate the following people for 'Most Offline Moderator':
1) Daydreamer (for his extremely delayed regulation)

Nominations for 'Player of the Year':
1) Cubano (most women brought to an event)
2) Rapfiend (most pics of girls from TX posted in Peurf Squad)
3) Dave (most underaged boys molested in one hour)
4) Architect1803 (most pictures posted of a girlfriend in the 'squatting angel' pose)
5) Matthias (most posts about girls)
6) Screen (for calling all girls bitches)

--thats what i got so far

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Hater of the Year:
01) Dirk W
02) Dave
03) Packer
04) Cubano
05) Rapfiend
06) The_One
07) Screen
08) Slow Motion
09) Zild
10) Architect1803
11) DJ Ballistic

Player of the Year:
01) Cubano
02) TMFT
03) Dave
04) Architect1803
05) Matthias
06) Screen
07) Rapfiend
08) Dirk W
09) Slow Motion
10) ProLikeWhoa

No Show Award:
01) Dirk W
02) Dave
03) Cubano
04) TMFT
05) Matthias
06) Screen
07) Rapfiend
08) Packer
09) Sid133
10) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!

TXTA DJ of the Year:
01) Matthias
02) Cubano (Armando)
03) Dirk W
04) Dave Molina
05) James Packer
06) LaxFx
07) Matthew Dunn
08) Lance Cashion
09) Steven Hays
10) Sean Carnahan
11) DJ Ballistic

Missing In Action Award:
01) Daydreamer
02) Danny Ocean
03) Zenbudda
04) Meximike
05) Steven Hays
06) Matthew Dunn
07) ProLikeWhoa
08) deviantxpete
09) jbooty
10) Sid133

Most Improved TA:
01) Rapfiend
02) Zild
03) Inconspicuous
04) Zeonfiend
05) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
06) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
07) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
08) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
09) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
10) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!

TA Most Fucked Up @ Events:
01) racing4hoes
02) Ph03n1x
03) Dirk W
04) DeviantXpete
05) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
06) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
07) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
08) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
09) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!
10) NOMINATION AVAILABLE!

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

Last edited by D Dubya on Dec-21-2005 at 15:15

hate hate hate hate hate

LMAO. eat rape.

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

LOL

My voting goes:

TA Hater of the Year

01 Dirk W - No one can hate so much ALL THE TIME like he does. He is the envy of evil despots everywhere, as his hating style can be compared to Bruce Lee fighting an entire room of cronies.
02 The_One aka Joel - What Dirk hates in quantity, Joel hates in quality. His pwnage ability is unmatched.
03 Rememberence aka Packer - He's an angry little man that has a penchant for arson...that is all.

TA Player of the Year

01 Cubano aka Armando - His ability to score with the ladies can be summed up best in three words: NU NRG show (note: he's not even FROM Austin and he showed us all up that night.)
02 TMFT aka Edie - No other woman has a bunch of grown ass men on a forum cowering in fear quite like she does.
03 Matthias - Our resident He-Man / Val Kilmer look-alike is never short on great stories...his Vandit shirt for Versace shirt and cash trade is still the best story of 2005.

Most Improved TA

01 Rapfiend aka Bo - My attempts to un-lame this forum brought this little guy to the front of the TXTA postwhore ranks with his assimilation to the Peurf Squad being his crowning achievement for 2005...followed by his Dirk W TA banner.
02 Zild aka Jacob - Came out of general mediocrity this year to become a prospect for next year's Hater of the Year award. Look out for him!!!
03 Inconspicuous - This guy also has come into his own this year on the forum. Sure, he rarely talks about Trance...but he talks nonetheless and in this forum riddled with lameasses that counts for SOMETHING.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Last edited by davemolina on Dec-20-2005 at 23:46

hahaha, keep those categories and nominations coming. hopefully we can have the talented (i use that word loosely) dave or rapfiend create the banners (ie. awards)

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

Person who's name is an abbreviation for the most bodily problems:
1) Edie (erectile dysfunction, eating disorder)

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Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979

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Originally posted by Dirk W. hahaha, keep those categories and nominations coming. hopefully we can have the talented (i use that word loosely) dave or rapfiend create the banners (ie. awards)

You forgot...its "The Lovely and Talented Dave". I'm on the banners...would you guys be able to send me pics of you for them?

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

The TXTA G.I. Joe Award goes to:

Zeonfiend for his pictures and stories of mayhem and badassery in Iraq.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

We can call Daydreamer's award "The TXTA Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Award".

LOL

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

How about a "No Show" award for those who said they would show up to an event and don't!

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Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -William Faulkner

"Life is simple. You make choices and never look back."

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Originally posted by Ph03n1x How about a "No Show" award for those who said they would show up to an event and don't!

I think I would be a candidate for that one.

EDIT: Added Inconspicuous to Most Improved TA standings.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

Can we make polls and then sticky them?

Jimmy Hoffa...I mean Daydreamer, would this fly with you?

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quote:

Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.