Sorry, not really.

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Paris Hilton has apparently been rejected by Chelsea star Frank Lampard despite a vigorous wooing attempt. She spotted the premiership star at Warner Records' after-Brits party at London's Kensington Palace Gardens on Wednesday night. The heiress offered Lampard her phone number, reports the Daily Mirror, but he turned her down and deemed her approach "hilarious". "Paris was really taken by Frank - though she didn't really understand football," a source told the paper. "She even followed him to a rival EMI's bash at another hotel." "Paris was determined to get his attention and was dirty-dancing, really obviously trying to catch his eye," the source continued.

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.p...y_party_london/

haha dumbass skank

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Last edited by astroboy on Feb-19-2006 at 10:38

That's a good thing by a Chelsea-fag, and it sounded like she was fucking desperate to get him..

..hilarious it is.

i dont know what everyone likes about paris hilton shes super ugly

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit i dont know what everyone likes about paris hilton shes super ugly

+1

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Nah, she's not ugly. Paris is 'different'

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Originally posted by jp Nah, she's not ugly. Paris is 'different'

yeah shell shoot tickets out of her pussy like one of those chucky cheese game machines. Pick a prize from the back.. oh how about a college fund for my kids.

fucking skank. Lampard has a gf or wife (not sure which) who has just given birth to his first child. No way would he want to lower himself to her disease ridden clitoris/

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Originally posted by Ian fucking skank. Lampard has a gf or wife (not sure which) who has just given birth to his first child. No way would he want to lower himself to her disease ridden clitoris/

you forgot no boobs

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit you forgot no boobs

hermaphrodite eh

Mad props, I'd do the same

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Originally posted by Lepanto Mad props, I'd do the same

hal.... HAL


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