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lmao, they can't be serious
| quote: | My mum: VoOs, we need to talk.
Me: What?
Mum: What is this Sneeze fetish forum you’ve been visiting?
Me: *turns bright red and dies a thousand times in one second, then remembers her already made up speech for this kind of event, and pulls herself together*
I’ve been waiting for you to ask about that. But that’s personal. I don’t want to talk about is, ok?
Mum: (angrily) But what is it!? I have the right to know! I’m your mother. Is it...some kind of porn site?!
Me: You do know what a fetish is, don’t you?
Mum: Yes, I do! It’s an obsession.
Me: Well...
Mum: Is it sexual? I mean, what are you doing on this... I... I... You used to be afraid of sneezing when you were little!!
Me: I didn’t understand what it was at that time. I didn’t know what I was feeling... Oh, mum, this is so embarrassing. I knew you knew that I visit the forum, but I thought you would respect me and keep silent about it.
Mum: (embarrassed) I respect you! It’s your body. Everyone has a fetish of some kind... But sneezing?!? I mean, what do people do there?
Me: (slightly angrily) We write stories...share experiences...Some people make waves and video clips...
“With SNEEZING?!?!”
Me: *dies a thousand times again* Stop saying it! It’s so damn embarrassing!
Mum: But you don’t...I mean, do you chat with people on this site, or...
Me: There are thousands of us, believe it or not. And NO! I’m not doing anything stupid or dangerous! I don’t take contact with anyone. I just...
(long silence)
Mum: It was your father who brought it up. He saw the site and...
Me: Well; now you know, so you just go and tell him. I don’t want to have to live through all this all over again.
Mum: Ok...
(another long silence)
Me: *leaves the kitchen* | 
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