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once upon a time i was a cashier. After getting so much money in your register, you get warned that you have too much money and need a manager to come pick some up. So I paged the manager(ling) that I was getting warned until BAM, the register reached the limit and locked up. So I called like 15 times and I could see she was in the back talking on her cell phone. So I get on the PA and say "hey, get off the phone, do your job, I got a pickup." So she came up and started yelling and screaming at me and cussing in front of the X customers that had piled up, as the register was locked and I couldn't ring anyone up. So while she was yelling at me I turned around and picked up the phone and say "hold on, I think this is good time for phone sex." So she got pissed off as fuck and pulled me off the register into the managers room and gave me the lashing, all the while nobody is watching the customers or helping them.
So 15 minutes later, one of the other managers(laura) comes off her lunch along with a former manager(jon). I go back to my register and get everything underway. 10 minutes later I can her Ling talking shit to Laura, so I turn around and make eye contat with Laura and start motioning my hands like a blowjob and then give the finger, motioning to Ling.
So now they call the General Manager at home and she gets all pissed off. So Jon brings me into the office and says "wats up, what happened?" I explained my situation and all he said was she was a fat bitch and we started talking about this girl.
Next day I speak with the General Manager, but doesn' matter. I was acting all serious and sorry, but when I left the room, I closed the door and had a big smile on my face and was laughing hysterically with my co-workers. What she didn't tell me was that in the days following, there were emails and phone calls complaining about "some fat lady"
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