So my wife is going back home to Indiana thursday morning and she will not be returning until the next-next Friday. What should I do? Throw a bunch of parties and wreck the family car? I'll probably end up starving to death because I don't know how to fend for myself.
Would it be rude if I took vacation while she was gone and just went on a roadtrip somewhere?
What if a scorpion gets inside the house, who will kill it?
Will one of you TA's volunteer to call me up at least once a day and yell at me for random, mundane things?
Who's gonna scoop the catbox?
I need help.
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Mar-28-2006 18:27
StanVoid
more hot pockets!
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: NYC, New York
snake eyes!
Mar-28-2006 18:28
tribu
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Just stick with the COR and you'll be fine, but if you drive through central ohio, let me know
Mar-28-2006 18:28
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
that scene from Risky Business ftw!
Mar-28-2006 18:29
Ygrene
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Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
that scene from Risky Business ftw!
Hahahaha, instead of that crystal ball-thing flying through the air, I can see my wife's Sex In The City DVD's instead.
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Mar-28-2006 18:34
emc^2
FCK MNML
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: 255.255.255.255
Yeah... well if you are starving to death, come by - I'm only few houses away - we'll feed you. As long as you promise not to eat kitty litter.
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
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Mar-28-2006 18:42
Spyder
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
i'm all over the road trip
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Mar-28-2006 18:57
kadomony
FRENCH EXPRESS
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Philly
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Originally posted by emc^2
Yeah... well if you are starving to death, come by - I'm only few houses away - we'll feed you. As long as you promise not to eat kitty litter.
ill come over. lets blast tiesto while swinging baseball bats and screaming intarweb phrases!
Originally posted by kadomony
ill come over. lets blast tiesto while swinging baseball bats and screaming intarweb phrases!
yeah dude! Party at Ygrene's house! I'll dress up as the fat buck-toothed kid in his avatar.
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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
Mar-28-2006 19:12
Kaidreas
Lord of the offtopics
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Mass-Oven
trash the place
you should ask her to make a "to do list" and afterwards you can tell her you thought it was a "don't do list"
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Mar-28-2006 19:23
arcadia190
Suspended User
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: LTA#22 - @DR
eat as much as u can
jajaja
or just get drunk
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Mar-28-2006 19:24
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
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Originally posted by emc^2
yeah dude! Party at Ygrene's house! I'll dress up as the fat buck-toothed kid in his avatar.
I hope you guys like happy hardcore, cuz that's what I'll be spinning!
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