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Subject = Someone please fuck the shit out of my wife so she shuts up for once The stress in my life has caused my penis to almost stay in a flacid state at all times. If you make my wife cum in sweet agony, you surely will be invited back. I hardly ever get horny anymore due to this stress and I love my wife very much and she needed to be taken care of so we came to this agreement. She's allowed to fuck other men, but I get to hear all about it when shes done. Funny though, after we came to this agreement, she started working out and tightening her body. My wife seems to love big cocks, she just goes insane like its the last cock she's ever gonna have. She doesnt know this yet but I really want someone to rough her pussy up really good, make her walk funny for a few days. If you serious then email me and check out her pics here

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Do people actually use craiglist?

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Originally posted by Allied Nations Do people actually use craiglist?

yea, i have a job interview from a listing on there and my boyfriend and i found our apt. on craigslist.


craigslist owns!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea, i have a job interview from a listing on there and my boyfriend and i found our apt. on craigslist. craigslist owns!

I mean for romance...

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Originally posted by Allied Nations I mean for romance...

I thought that's what TA was for???

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oh....



well aparently so.


i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex"


fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee oh.... well aparently so. i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex" fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap!

Rofl.

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kinda gross.....

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are you a filthy whore? i want to choke you with my cock... then fuck your tight asshole and cum in your toilet mouth.. perhaps if your a good slut i'll let you have a drink of my piss to wash down my nut.

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re: Attractive SBF for EXTRAORDINARY SWM - 30 "You: Tall (taller than me, 5'10), intelligent, educated, professional, motivated, worldly, fun-loving, GENEROUS, sensitive, honest, trustworthy." In other words, she wants a guy who will give her money. What is it with these women. Get a job and quit begging us for money.

and one more,

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Freak test - High score wins a date to First Friday - 35 Hello, I'm a single, fit, fun, and fabulous young lady looking for a date for this weekend. I'm interested in going to First Friday and would like to go with a new male friend who is in his thirties. I tend to like freaky, geeky guys. Don't know what that means? Take this Freaky Geek Test and find out if you're a freak in my book. Give yourself 1 point for an A answer, 2 for B, 3 for C and 4 for a D. 1) I ride my bike: a) Bike, what bike? b) Once a year, just to justify my keeping it c) Occasionally, for leisure or exercize d) As often as I can (to work, to the store, to the bar) 2) My attitude about eating meat is: a) A meal is not a meal without meat. b) A burger a day keeps the blues away. c) I could take it or leave it. d) I am a vegan, but I wear leather. 3) My religious beliefs lean toward: a) Scientology. b) Christianity. c) Self-worship. d) Athiesm/agnosticism. 4) My favorite music is: a) Country. b) Classic rock. c) Too broad to classify. d) All ranked with five stars on my iTunes and . 5) I read craigslist personal ads because: a) All the top ladies are here. b) I want to meet new people and this is the best way. c) I'm alienated by most of the people I've met in Vegas. d) I've decided I want to date someone other than an avatar. Bonus Question *** I like my ladies: a) Tall, tan, and hot. b) Tall and hot. c) Hot, but in a nerdy hot way. d) Cool, pale, smart, and dorky. So, with the bonus, you need to score at least 20 points to be a real geek. If you scored below 6, you didn't do the math right! If you scored 10, there's too much of a risk that you're a holy-roller christian who listens to right-wing radio while quail hunting in your suv. Sorry. We just aint gonna get along. Let's just leave it at that. Alright. Are you still reading? You read! Can you also write? Mmh. Okay, then maybe you ARE a geek! Write me and send a pic along in your best geek chic. Show me your tattoo of yoga for a bonus first beer on me on Friday.

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Originally posted by Slylee fuckin married assholes screwing around on their wives. i hope their wives are fucking the hot pool boy and give them the clap!

Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Slylee i can't believe ppl do this. there's so many ads of men saying, "will be in town this weekend, looking for an attractive female for NSA sex"

whats NSA sex? is it like top secret?

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Thank God there is no pool at the Hazard residence!

there might be another kind of "pool" on mrs. hazard's face though.






oh and lol@boomer.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone