its like im farting so much...i did eat 2 smoothies today, and half a watermelon.

could that be the cause of my gas?

ps. they dont smell.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

got beano?

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u must give urself a dutch oven now!!!

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Originally posted by PvDOBseSSioN got beano?

im sort of enjoying it... its amazing how much gas im pumping out.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by PhaseFour u must give urself a dutch oven now!!!

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wtf is that????

yeah i got chick ion myh lap

its hard to type

EDIT: shes my gf

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Originally posted by eye_03 \ wtf is that???? yeah i got chick ion myh lap its hard to type

a chica on ur lap? or like a blow up doll?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i seen several movies where people taking a shit light a match. why is that? does it burn all the bad smelling gas in the air?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

did you by any chance eat sunflower seeds? that shit is lethal

My gas > Nachos gas

Srsly, I let a fart earlier today that knocked an 11 year old down.

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Originally posted by eye_03 \ wtf is that???? yeah i got chick ion myh lap its hard to type EDIT: shes my gf

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...term=dutch+oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

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did you say........... gas?? QUICK QUICK... get me a lighter and point your asshole in this direction.

lactose intolerance is common in ashkenozi jews