Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
F_ck it.. I'll just ask... Ever seen anyone doin' it in RL?
So, have u ever walked in on ppl having sex or watched someone else doin' it??? Please be kind - don't share stories of you witnessing your folks getting it on. Not everyone has a stomach for it.
Here's mine:
Played strip poker at my friend's house. His ex-gf (part-time stripper) was playing with us. We had no cash, so we played on "truth or dare" type of payoff. She lost her hand, her bf told her to first strip naked and pay 5 rounds. She did. She lost another hand - this time he told her to bang him right there. Needless to say I didn't want to see my friend's pen0r, so I walked out but she made no qualms about making her satisfaction heard.
another one:
PvD at Roxy (his first roxy gig). Bunch of ppl were hangin out in front of PvD's booth - I was right next to some dude who was sitting on the rail and getting a hummer from some chick (dunno gf or otherwise).
Another one:
yet another PvD gig at Roxy (about 1.5 yrs later). Two chix making out and one had no undies on. She was sitting on a speaker, her "friend" went down under her skirt and went for a nice "victory lap". Pretty soon I couldn't see anything for a crowd of ppl lined up. And about 5 mins later two girls were asked to leave (F-N BOUNCERS FTL!!!!)
This was while waiting in line for the LPSF afterparty. They didn't know each other. I love how the cop's just like, "Oh... hey..."
May-28-2006 07:37
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
^^^^ hard to make out what are they doing... i can tell they are on top of the van but I guess not enough detail to fill in the gaps :
May-28-2006 07:42
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
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Originally posted by aNYthing
^^^^ hard to make out what are they doing... i can tell they are on top of the van but I guess not enough detail to fill in the gaps :
They were going at it hard. Pretty soon the top of the truck was filled with people watching, and a huge crowd gathered all around that end on the street and started cheering. It was hilarious.
classic! same type of crowd gathered in front of me for the lesbo show at roxy. I was too plastered to move away from reliable and sturdy surface of the bar...
I walked in o a couiple of people at parties . TOtaly their fault for not locking the doors to the bedroom. Never asked if my date and i could join in. I consider that a missed opportunitie.
But the most memorable time was once when i walked out of the club and headed for the car we arrived in to fetch something, my hand was already on the door handle when i looked trough the window and saw my friend and his girlfriend doing it. Now sex in the back seat is perfectly acceptible, i have nothing against that, but its a shame that none of them knew how to drive, so that they could have moved the car, becouse it was parked 3 metres away from the entrance of the club under 2 street laps so that everyone that went inside saw them.
They were hearing about that for half a year at least, even from people that didnt see them, since someone posted it on the biggest EDM forum here. This Picture appeared in every thread they posted in for a few months until the joke got too old.
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May-28-2006 10:29
Ted Promo
NWO WOLFPACK INSANE
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Can this be my goal??!
F_ck it.. I'll just ask... Ever seen anyone doin' it in RL?
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