so i'll be a security gaurd at target in cerritos !!!! hahaha, my friend hooked it up with a job. the pay is pretty good, 8.75 starting with a raise after the 90 day probation period. im actually pretty excited

quote:

Originally posted by kimchi so i'll be a security gaurd at target in cerritos !!!! hahaha, my friend hooked it up with a job. the pay is pretty good, 8.75 starting with a raise after the 90 day probation period. im actually pretty excited

You could come drive a forklift in a giant freezer for $11 I love my job in the summer, everyone else is all sweaty and I have to wear a jacket and a mask to work.

___________________
SERVARE VITAS

or u can move to Santa Barbara and get paid $35000 to look through people's luggage and also pat people down...like me! www.tsa.gov

___________________
FACEBOOK | TWITTER

quote:

Originally posted by Electrophile You could come drive a forklift in a giant freezer for $11 I love my job in the summer, everyone else is all sweaty and I have to wear a jacket and a mask to work.

i remember when i did ROP in highschool i worked at the local ralphs. when it got hot i would just go into the meet freezer for a second or too lol. also some of the employees who actually worked there (and got paid ) would store beer in there and drink them on their break lol

quote:

Originally posted by SVGmethod or u can move to Santa Barbara and get paid $35000 to look through people's luggage and also pat people down...like me! www.tsa.gov

I bet you can't go into work tired, make a little bed on a flat cart and sleep for 3 or 4 hours I can also walk around for my entire shift and no one would notice since I have absolutely NO supervision. We have also made some massive sandwiches back in the milk cooler.

___________________
SERVARE VITAS

quote:

Originally posted by Electrophile I bet you can't go into work tired, make a little bed on a flat cart and sleep for 3 or 4 hours I can also walk around for my entire shift and no one would notice since I have absolutely NO supervision. We have also made some massive sandwiches back in the milk cooler.

i work at an airport right on the beach. only 2 terminals. 4 airlines. each flight ranges from 1-60 passengers. Average flight is usually 30 people. I get about 4-5 hours of breaks in an 8 hour shift. For a while I was averaging atleast 2 hours of nap time a day. We got cable tv in the break room and just recently got high speed internet. I can go on and on. LOL.

___________________
FACEBOOK | TWITTER

This is what I do at work.


Massive sandwiches weighing in at 2 lbs each



A co-worker eating a massive sandwich



That's me asleep on the job

___________________
SERVARE VITAS

quote:

Originally posted by SVGmethod i work at an airport right on the beach. only 2 terminals. 4 airlines. each flight ranges from 1-60 passengers. Average flight is usually 30 people. I get about 4-5 hours of breaks in an 8 hour shift. For a while I was averaging atleast 2 hours of nap time a day. We got cable tv in the break room and just recently got high speed internet. I can go on and on. LOL.

Well one time a guy tried to jack a Bose stereo system and my friend and I chased him down along with an off duty cop. We tackled and pinned him, he struggled and tried grab me, I broke his arm and he sued the company I work for LOL!

___________________
SERVARE VITAS

me at work! i forgot what movie it is on. My co-workers have more time then me now. i'm pretty much a busy bee.

quote:

Originally posted by kimchi i remember when i did ROP in highschool i worked at the local ralphs. when it got hot i would just go into the meet freezer for a second or too lol. also some of the employees who actually worked there (and got paid ) would store beer in there and drink them on their break lol

haha thats what i used to do when I worked at a store. those were good times.

haha congrats dude. too bad you make shit. i work at wells fargo and i sit on my ass all the time. i dont do much. i used to but things have slowed down a lot. and i make 31200 a year. i need more though. buying a car and insurance and all that has really hurt me a lot.

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

quote:

Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I used to live across the street from that Target. You won't have trouble there, it's going to be boooring!