i was arguing with my buddy today about something. We were blowed and saw some UFC pay-per view shit. We got to talking and i said that Tyson in his prime would take the best UFC fighter in the world. Im talkin like a straight street brawl, not boxing or UFC rules. He disagreed. What do you guys think?

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fo sho

i think in his prime tyson could probably kill just about anyone...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i think in his prime tyson could probably kill just about anyone...

thats what i figured. that dude was fucking crazy

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yeah tyson ate babies in his prime

he can't kill jimmy kimmel. without him tyson would have no income. god bless that fat jolly man

A couple punches would knock out even the best UFC fighters and if he had him in some kind of hold, tyson would probably bite into a limb.

yeah shit, if tyson bites people's ears off in boxing, who knows wut he would be bitin at in a straight street brawl...i'd suggest wearing a cup

Tyson wouldn't last 5 minutes in mixed martial arts with poor as shit striker, Antonio Rodrigo Nougeria. Theres more to fighting than whats on your feet.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by isthatacow2 We got to talking and i said that Tyson in his prime would take the best UFC fighter in the world.

Absolutley no chance.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Absolutley no chance.

lol, you obviously haven't seeen mike tyson own holyfield by biting his ear, and that wasn't even in his prime.

that dude is so crazy

Of course I have seen it. But make no mistake, there was nothing 'owned' about that situation. It was a disgusting and cowardly act of a man who knew he was going down.

Biting the ear off of someone who would never in a million years have been expecting such a thing - in a controlled fighting environment - does not make him 'hard.' Get a grip. Lets see him try and get his gums round the ear of someone like Tim Sylvia in a street fight, where such an act is to be expected. He'd be leaving in a body bag.

'That dude' might be crazy, but being psychopathic will NOT cut the mustard in a fight against the savageness and brutality of a ufc fighter. A lot of these men get off on receiving pain, and are trained to cause maximum damage at all costs. Like I said before - absolutley no chance.

Last edited by DJ Mikey Mike on Jun-26-2006 at 06:34

the mustard is all he has if tyson was already crazy he was going for the mustard to see the place where he'd be now he can't do shit for anything i heard he smells anyway so tyson would get pissed off