was browsing the SA forums and it got me to post this thread over here. link to original thread on SA



you must learn to properly write cursive or your middle/high school teachers wont accept your assignments

you get zero second chances in high school

you arent allowed to use calculators in high school

there's no such thing as life outside of earth

evolution is wrong, adam and eve were the first people (then where does pre-historic earth and dinosaurs come in :conf

from the dare cop that came into my class: people who smoke pot are in gangs and kill people with guns and knives

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Originally posted by prothoid people who smoke pot are in gangs and kill people with guns and knives

As far as I know, that's the most truthful thing I've learned from my school days.

And here's the biggest lie of all:



You must learn to read and write to graduate high school.

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Originally posted by Yan As far as I know, that's the most truthful thing I've learned from my school days.

strange, ive never seen it true in any way. i've gotten been in one fight in my life, before i started smoking. most of my friends who smoke havent been in a fight with anyone since they started smoking. i never while under the influence have though about doing anything violent. unless sitting on your couch blitzed all day listening to music counts as violent, then in that case, im quite violent.

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i was playing ping pong in ding dang and i got a paddle shoved up my ass....i've been shittin pancakes ever since

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Originally posted by prothoid strange, ive never seen it true in any way. i've gotten been in one fight in my life, before i started smoking. most of my friends who smoke havent been in a fight with anyone since they started smoking. i never while under the influence have though about doing anything violent. unless sitting on your couch blitzed all day listening to music counts as violent, then in that case, im quite violent.

Guess you missed the sarcasm.

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Originally posted by Yan Guess you missed the sarcasm.

geuss so, but then again, the amount of people i see who think all pot smokers are violent thugs who kill people astounds me at times

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yeah, like the pothead could be bothered getting off the couch to knife someone!

lies i was told (and believed) in highschool?

that the japanese were refusing to surrender in ww2.

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Originally posted by josh4 one day math will save your life

Well that's somewhat true ... you can land almost any lucrative job with a math degree.

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that the japanese were refusing to surrender in ww2.

It's true enough that revisionists don't have enough substantive support to back their claims beyond reasonable doubts.

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Retro ...

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Originally posted by josh4 damnit occ, quit lurking

Quit quoting me before I have a chance to make edits seconds after I post.

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Retro ...

that you can have all the fun you want after you graduate.
yeah right.

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thesuperglo - Flaming Popsicle [June 2007 Promo](full-on/dark/goa)

That if you dont graduate, you wont amount to anything.

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