Dude67 looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."






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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room.
Missdevil, the little girl was softly sobbing.

"Why are you crying?" asked Dude67, the little boy.

"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said Missdevil.

When he heard this, Dude67 started to wail.

"Why are you crying?" asked Missd.


NEXT JOKE:
The next day, their little brother runs up, saying: "sgfkljds gflkfjd g 0fd0fdig-0gid gfdgfgfgfgfgf,,,,,.m mmmmagagggggggggggggg" *dribbles*.
Mother says: "shut up, Fridge".












One day...
a little boy runs up to his mother, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Leaf?"
His Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head".

The next day, his little sister runs up, saying "mummy, mummy! Why am I called Petal?"
Mother replies: "because when you were a baby, a petal fell on your head".

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

energy is backwards

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insignificant cor member alliance

and he said mushroom! roofl

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

evar idea worst

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UnauthorizedTranceAddict Youtube Channel where I post older mixes from the TA DJ Promotion Forum

My mixes:

Still up:1:2

Down:3:4:5

You just keep on outdoing yourself.

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Latest releases:
Endless Cycles [Capital Heaven]
The Charlatan [Morphosis]

quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Mystery You just keep on outdoing yourself.

One day I'll be so good, even Nou will blush at my skills.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

It was pointless.

I read the punchline, then read the joke, and then went back to read the punchline.

It takes all the funny away.

Way to ruin jokes

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Originally posted by Akridrot One day I'll be so good, even Nou will blush at my skills.

His head is so big, that all of the blood in his body will be needed to blush properly - He'll black out.

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and he was like...you betta recognize the idiot in me !!

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No joke in here. A true statement about the thread starter

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

Nearly 8 hours since I started this thread, and that's the best you could come up with? Pitiful.

From the looks of it, you seem pretty proud of your lame attempt at humor. How sad.

Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

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Originally posted by Akridrot Nearly 8 hours since I started this thread, and that's the best you could come up with? Pitiful. From the looks of it, you seem pretty proud of your lame attempt at humor. How sad. Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.

The threadstarter takes the cake..considering that after 8 hours, there are about 10 odd posts including 2 made by you. And none of the other posts seem to appreciate your bright backward joke idea. And if you read my post carefully, I've clearly said there's no joke in it

So yeah,

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Try harder next time. Maybe you'll get a pat on the back.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.