If you need any advice, go to Chuck Norris.

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Since I lack the ability to actually have sex with a MILF, I will do it some other way.

First I will marry a girl, have kids with her, then get amnesia. I'll tell her to bring me back to the house after I get amnesia, and let me have sex with her.

Then I will have fucked a MILF. Or something like that.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

DEMI moore FTW!

Johnny DEpp!<------HOly HOtness

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

I see your milf and I raise you a gilf!

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Originally posted by dallastar Johnny DEpp!<------HOly HOtness

what is it with chicks and him? whats so special about him?

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Originally posted by dallastar DEMI moore FTW! Johnny DEpp!<------HOly HOtness

Monica Bellucci.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

What does MILF stand for?

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Originally posted by Protege what is it with chicks and him? whats so special about him?

Are you kidding?

Its fucking Willy Wonka... any guy that plays a character, whos name can be used to symbolize ones own pen0r MUST be amazing.

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/SARCASM.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by XoxidE What does MILF stand for?

"Mom I'd Like to Fcuk".

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Originally posted by Protege what is it with chicks and him? whats so special about him?

he's sexy, hot dreamy, great body, he is the greatest thing since sliced turkey! I dont' know why chick dig him so much - but at least chicks that like him have good taste in men!..heeheeheehee

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Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.