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Originally posted by Caligula_37 Just had an Anterior Cruciate Ligament Reconstruction on my right knee which means no football (soccer) for fukin 9 months! while thats bad enough, ive also come to the conclusion that intercourse will also be an issue... (thats sex for you chavs) so how do i do it without hurting the knee - positional advice merci!

if you bend over, with extra cushioning underneath the knee, and have a painkilling injection beforehand, I'm pretty sure some guy would service you

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Originally posted by Caligula_37 Just had an Anterior Cruciate Ligament Reconstruction on my right knee which means no football (soccer) for fukin 9 months! while thats bad enough, ive also come to the conclusion that intercourse will also be an issue... (thats sex for you chavs) so how do i do it without hurting the knee - positional advice merci!

she's gotta be on top, if you don't mind

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Originally posted by Caligula_37 Just had an Anterior Cruciate Ligament Reconstruction on my right knee which means no football (soccer) for fukin 9 months! while thats bad enough, ive also come to the conclusion that intercourse will also be an issue... (thats sex for you chavs) so how do i do it without hurting the knee - positional advice merci!

this is simple.. but usualy doesnt work with asian girls


let the girl do the work for you

first

position her on your pelvis while your lying down on your bed. hold her waist firmly to guide her up and down. This works while shes facing you (cowgirl) or while shes facing with her back to you (reverse cowgirl)

Hi, can you still have buttsexs?

Kthxreply.

Use this, I just invented it. I call it the homocycle:

It's a long tube, that you stick your dick in with a dildo on the other end. By fucking the 'fleshlight' part, you force the dildo further into your ass. You simultaneously fuck and get fucked.. it's the future of fucking yourself.

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Originally posted by Akridrot Use this, I just invented it. I call it the homocycle:

i always read your name as "Akridot"

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Originally posted by Bidor i always read your name as "Akridot"

As have I.

I think we've gone through this already, though.

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Originally posted by Yan As have I. I think we've gone through this already, though.

We did. I made a thread about it a long time ago. Long enough to be your father. Or a 'big black cock' (by internet porn standards, see sub-section (c)).

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Your only option is to have sex in the weightlessness of outer space.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Your only option is to have sex in the weightlessness of outer space.

Watch out for those pesky gravitrons, though.

Can a catapulted couple successfully have sex in mid-air?

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