I'm going to my first bar tonight to catch UFC, maybe drink my first real beer, some soda.
i'm not going with anybody and i'm not mr Hats-backwards social suave "hi five jonny! ya! whats up! ya! ya! ya! ya! catch ya on the flip side! ya!" kinda guy. so i'm going alone and of course the designated driver.

I'm guessing some of you drive home after going to the bar or are designated drivers. how many drinks is proper etiquette so it doesn't look like i'm leeching their PPV but how many drinks is the normal max to drive home safely (at night)?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

2-3 drinks over the course of the night would be fine for most people to drive home I believe...

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Oh shit todays Hughes and St. Peierres fight. I forgot about that shit.


Predictions?

Someone keep us posted.

St. Peirre. Ftw!!!!

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Originally posted by Allied Nations 2-3 drinks over the course of the night would be fine for most people to drive home I believe...

yeah not more then 3.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions I'm going to my first bar tonight to catch UFC, maybe drink my first real beer, some soda. i'm not going with anybody and i'm not mr Hats-backwards social suave "hi five jonny! ya! whats up! ya! ya! ya! ya! catch ya on the flip side! ya!" kinda guy. so i'm going alone and of course the designated driver. I'm guessing some of you drive home after going to the bar or are designated drivers. how many drinks is proper etiquette so it doesn't look like i'm leeching their PPV but how many drinks is the normal max to drive home safely (at night)?

wheres the nintendo ds

you got me all pumped for nothing

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Originally posted by DjConfessions I'm going to my first bar tonight to catch UFC, maybe drink my first real beer, some soda. i'm not going with anybody and i'm not mr Hats-backwards social suave "hi five jonny! ya! whats up! ya! ya! ya! ya! catch ya on the flip side! ya!" kinda guy. so i'm going alone and of course the designated driver. I'm guessing some of you drive home after going to the bar or are designated drivers. how many drinks is proper etiquette so it doesn't look like i'm leeching their PPV but how many drinks is the normal max to drive home safely (at night)?

heres my rule of thumb, if ur sober enuff to find ur car, ur sober enuff to drive over the median and peg a lil kid on a tricycle.


HAVE FUN!

i picked st pierre to win the first fight. i'm picking st pierre for this fight.

do bars have betting pools?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DjConfessions i picked st pierre to win the first fight. i'm picking st pierre for this fight. do bars have betting pools?

no but they do have swimming pools. be sure to pack ur swimming trunks and life perserver or ull look like an idiot. i made that mistake the first time i went to a bar. everyone in bikins and swimmin trunks and i dont even got a mr ducky perserver with me. dont make the same mistake i did, go prepared

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Originally posted by DjConfessions I'm going to my first bar tonight to catch UFC, maybe drink my first real beer, some soda. i'm not going with anybody and i'm not mr Hats-backwards social suave "hi five jonny! ya! whats up! ya! ya! ya! ya! catch ya on the flip side! ya!" kinda guy. so i'm going alone and of course the designated driver. I'm guessing some of you drive home after going to the bar or are designated drivers. how many drinks is proper etiquette so it doesn't look like i'm leeching their PPV but how many drinks is the normal max to drive home safely (at night)?

The road authority here suggests 2 standard drinks in the first hour and one standard drink every hour after that will keep your BAC under .05 (the legal limit here).

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fucking dione sanders and his gay football shit.

no ufc. no drinks

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

Why did you mention the DS?

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