a couple random funny ones


Q. how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb

A. fish

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What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

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What did Buddha say to the man at the hot dog stand?
Make me one with everything.

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Two atoms are leaving a bar, when one realizes that he left his electrons back in the bar.
His friend asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," he replies. "I'm positive!"

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Two cows are standing in a pasture.

The first cow says, "Have you heard about this new mad cow disease?"

The second cow says, "I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"

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The time flies. The time flies feed on rotting clocks.

If you're going to give us jokes, at least make them funny.

heh, i smiled a few times.

How about an autopsy? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=253f7e2973

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie If you're going to give us jokes, at least make them funny.

Well, to each his own sense of humor.
Mind telling a funny or two?

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What's brown and sticky.




























A STICK.

knock knock

whos there

your gf is an alt

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak knock knock whos there your gf is an alt

L2M3RZ.

Mine's better.

one of my all time favs:

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

2 Litres of low fat milk
6eggs
2 litres of orange juice
A lettuce
half a dozen tomatoes
a 500g jar of coffee
a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk was standing behind her watching. While the till operator was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly said "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about them that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'cause you're fuckin' ugly."

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The time flies. The time flies feed on rotting clocks.

ROFL

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie If you're going to give us jokes, at least make them funny.

Alright this is one my nephew told me a couple of days ago:

What comes out of your nose at a hundred miles per hour?

















A lambor-greeny.



















lol?

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Colours!

The drunk replied, "'cause you're fuckin' ugly."

lol!~

here's a joke...u and ur gf