i think my gf may be a dominatrix

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I don't think anyone I know would be surprised if they found out I was a dominatrix.


I've seriously thought about becoming one. There's probably REALLY good money in it, and I'd never have to get naked or have sex. It's the only thing I'd ever do for lots of money, just because I know I'd like it.

Youd get to step on penises with your high heels Jenny!

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i'd be a damn good one, but it doesn't sexually arrouse me.

i'd rather be mildly dominated...none of that black leather face mask and a red ball in my mouth though lol

i like some light bondage and taking naughty orders

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie It's the only thing I'd ever do for lots of money, just because I know I'd like it.

So you're going to flip burgers all your life?

You made yourself sound like you don't want money lol

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ Youd get to step on penises with your high heels Jenny!

YARH! SHUT UP! CALL ME MISTRESS!! NOW BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!

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Originally posted by EvilTree Anyways, I really think Spyder is a dominatrix. She just hides it in her coy 'I'm so sassy' look.

LMFAO.

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Originally posted by EvilTree So you're going to flip burgers all your life? You made yourself sound like you don't want money lol

No actually I'm going to be a nurse!

And no, I really don't want lots of money. I'm a very simple person.

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Originally posted by jennypie YARH! SHUT UP! CALL ME MISTRESS!! NOW BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!

Sorry mistress! I beg for your forgiveness! Please whip me more! Maybe issue me a shit sandwich, boot lick salad and side order of urine soda.

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interesting...i just wrote about a guy who had a dream his coworker was a dominatrix holding a banana in the produce aisle last night in my script.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.