lol!

Someone told me about this.

lies, all lies.

Santa think im A HO

' [Frenchie²] ™ said:
ok
Santa Claus said:
K.
' [Frenchie²] ™ said:
what do you want
Santa Claus said:
Ho ho ho!
' [Frenchie²] ™ said:
me too
Santa Claus said:
You too? Really?
' [Frenchie²] ™ said:
ya
Santa Claus said:
Very interesting...
' [Frenchie²] ™ said:
sweet
Santa Claus said:
Isn't it though?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
hi
Santa Claus says:
Hi!
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
what up nigga
Santa Claus says:
What? That's an awful thing to say.

' [Frenchie²] ™, I'm forced to put you on the naughty list.
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
ok!
Santa Claus says:
OK.
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
I;ve been naughty
Santa Claus says:
You've been naughty, eh? Do you belong on the naughty list?
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
damn right..with the whips, chains and handcuffs
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
You callin me a ho?
Santa Claus says:
That's a bit naughty.
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Oh raawrrr baby
Santa Claus says:
I don't need children -- I have all the boys and girls of the world!
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
you suck!
Santa Claus says:
Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
OK, as for what I want, can you send me *him* for Christmas?
Santa Claus says:
Bad news, ' [Frenchie²] ™, you're on the naughty list.
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
so
Santa Claus says:
Yes, so?
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
why?
Santa Claus says:
Just because.
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Well, I demand answer
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Im not a fuckin' ho!
Santa Claus says:
I thought you were ' [Frenchie²] ™...
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Ya, well..GTFO!
Santa Claus says:
Really?
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
BOOYYKASHA
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
bye
Santa Claus says:
I'll be seeing you later.

why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
hi santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, why my niggas ain't got no cake?! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
boy!
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, why my niggas ain't got no cake??
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
i want debbie does dallas, pt 3!
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, why my niggas ain't got no cake?

And what else would you like, why my niggas ain't got no cake??
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
i want cake! for my ******s!
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
can i have your elves too?
Santa Claus says:

My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that!

I'll see what I can do for you, why my niggas ain't got no cake?!
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
what about buttsechkz?
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
can i get buttsechkz for christmas?
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, why my niggas ain't got no cake

ive been chatting shit to him for ages! lol

theres also [email protected] to annoy for those who arnt in the holiday spirit!

' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
hello santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, dallasmccaig! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
girl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, dallasmccaig?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
I want a couple things. . . a haridryer,a massager and a new pet
Santa Claus says:

That's a popular wish this Christmas!

I'll see what I can do for you, dallasmccaig!

And what else would you like?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
I would like a bottle of hypnotic poison perfume too
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, dallasmccaig.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
thanks
Santa Claus says:
You're welcome!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
so wher eyou at?
Santa Claus says:
I live in the North Pole!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
nice - is it cold there or is global warming doing you in?
Santa Claus says:
It gets pretty cold in the North Pole, but I have a furry coat and mittens\
!

Is it cold where you are?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
not really
Santa Claus says:
Oh no?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
yeah it like 8 degrees
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
you type way to fast!
Santa Claus says:
I take Christmas wishes from good girls and boys!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
nice thanks
Santa Claus says:
Right on.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
well, I wanted to ask too do you think you could get some snow in ontario?
Santa Claus says:
Great, dallasmccaig! I'll see what I can do.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
Okey doke.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
okie dokie smokie
Santa Claus says:
Okey doke!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
hahaha
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
ho o ho ho hoho is the new hahahaha
Santa Claus says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
happy holidays to you too
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas to you, dallasmccaig!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
cheers
Santa Claus says:
Cheers!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
you like milk and cookies right!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! I can't get enough cookies! What cookies do you like?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
I don't really
Santa Claus says:
That sounds yummy! Ho ho ho!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
lol
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
Indeed.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
bye bey
Santa Claus says:
Bye for now!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
bye bye
Santa Claus says:
Bye dallasmccaig, it was good chatting with you.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
happy holidays
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:

Santa Claus says:
Is that for me?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
yep
Santa Claus says:
Aw thx!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
;0 you are welcome
Santa Claus says:

' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
all the best!
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
all the best for the holidays and have a happy new year!
Santa Claus says:
Thx! Happy New Year to you too, dallasmccaig!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:

Santa Claus says:
xxx
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:

Santa Claus says:

' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:

Santa Claus says:

' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
bye bye
Santa Claus says:
Bye, dallasmccaig!

___________________
DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

cor version - I just spent way to much time talking to a liar!

___________________
DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

Santa and I sang star spangled banner, until i messed up

Santa Claus says:
Yeah.

Why don't you just ask me something?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Oh say can you see

Santa Claus says:
Oh say can you see...

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
by the dawns early light

Santa Claus says:
What so proudly we hailed...

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
at the twilight's last gleaming

Santa Claus says:
Whose broad stripes and bright stars...

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
thro' the perilous fight,

Santa Claus says:
O'er the ramparts we watched...

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
were so gallantly streaming?

Santa Claus says:
And the rockets' red glare...

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
he bombs bursting in air,

Santa Claus says:
He bombs bursting in air,? That's not how it goes.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
the bombs bursting in air,

Santa Claus says:
Really?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.

Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.

^^

that's awesomE!

___________________
DALLAS STAR ™ °¤§£¤y°

Treat people as if they are what they ought to be and you may help them to become what they are capable of being.

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
GTFO

Santa Claus says:
What was that?

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
STFU

Santa Claus says:
Why, that's just terrible.

' [Frenchie²] ™ says:
why?

Santa Claus says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.

quote:

Originally posted by Frenchie Santa Claus says: Well, because that's the way the universe is.