everytime i wear these pants, they get sauce all over them...


i wore them a few weeks ago, dropped a chicken wing or somthing.


wore them lastnight, ravioli, and now, chilli. (yes i ware the same pants 2 days in a row).


but its just these pants! i hate these pants.

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You should probably become a less messy eater. Studies show that 90% of people that don't spill food on their laps have a higher chance of not getting food stains on them.

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I bought a Love Parade SF t-shirt from backstock at Love Fest this year. I love the shirt, but every time I wear it, I spill some sort of sauce on it. I don't really wear it anymore because of that.

Every time I wear a white shirt, I invariably eat pasta with marinara sauce. CAN I NOT JUST OWN A DECENT WHITE SHIRT ANYMORE YOU FUCKING BASTARD SPAGHETTI?!?!

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Originally posted by dj_bas You should probably become a less messy eater. Studies show that 90% of people that don't spill food on their laps have a higher chance of not getting food stains on them.

LOL. I took your advice and watched some Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. The pants episode I LOL'd at so hard.

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"You won a new refrigerator, great! Where you gonna put it?" - Tony Danza

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Originally posted by Marc Summers LOL. I took your advice and watched some Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. The pants episode I LOL'd at so hard.

That one was soooo funny

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Wear a skirt. problem solved.

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Studies show that 90% of people that don't spill food on their laps have a higher chance of not getting food stains on them.

I lol'd at that.

*Side Note* Whats with all those lame studies that just prove common knowledge. Like eating vegetables proves to help fight against cancer. If you eat a balanced diet your good to go. Stupid studies.

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pants are trouble!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ pants are trouble!

Hmmm. Will this be your strategy in the next round of the WhoreOff? No pants?

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Originally posted by idoru I bought a Love Parade SF t-shirt from backstock at Love Fest this year. I love the shirt, but every time I wear it, I spill some sort of sauce on it. I don't really wear it anymore because of that.

I have to say the SF Loveparade shirts are the most comfortable shirts ever! whatever its made of...its great!

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Originally posted by Orbital32 I have to say the SF Loveparade shirts are the most comfortable shirts ever! whatever its made of...its great!

...fermented semen...