Sup all. I was just reading through the Boner etiquette thread and after reading Caela's post on Dirty Sanchez, Tahitian Face Mask, etc, that it may possibly be amusing for everyone to list whatever names they have for things like that. And give an explanation as to what it is... if you have actually performed or received the said activity, please describe in full detail. k thx.
while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "semen filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "GO WEB GO".
My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.
Jan-30-2007 09:24
CrazedOut
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Hollywood
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The Angry Dragon is pretty funny.
And the Abe Lincoln is even funnier
Jan-30-2007 09:26
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
In the COR, the 'Blumpkin' is the only way to roll
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Jan-30-2007 09:44
Trance Nutter
........... I got nothing
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Adelaide, Australia
quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
'Blumpkin'
i dare not even ask
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Jan-30-2007 09:46
SuspicionVandit
Rapper
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
Stare Level 12
significant other is sleeping. jack off and right when are about to cum open up their eye and cum in it
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SuspicionVandit: Are you God?
Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!
Jan-30-2007 15:43
Spyder
Anti BS Alliance
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN
i just like my ice cream
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Good Girls go to Heaven, Naughty Girls go to London Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!
Jan-30-2007 16:05
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
angry pirate FTW
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you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Jan-30-2007 16:09
SuspicionVandit
Rapper
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: 127.0.0.1
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
angry pirate FTW
that's where you cum in their eye (eye patch) and kick them in the leg (peg leg).
i think there is one more step right?
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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
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SuspicionVandit: Are you God?
Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!
Jan-30-2007 17:16
wienerschnitzel
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location: out west
WTF who actually comes up with this shit?
Jan-30-2007 18:10
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
Having such hot sex in a hotel room that it ends up smelling like smoke and the hotel then charges you a smoking fee - The Wienerschnitzel
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