yeah...i wanna re-locate...i wanna turn into a super tiny lilliputian and build a nice home with a yard BETWEEN SLYLEE'S LEGS.

thats eggzacklee rite...i wanna relocate to the area between slylee's legs. it'll just be me and my german shepherd doggie rufes and we'll live happily ever after deep inside slylee's tite lil twat the house will have a yard and we will be self-sufficient in every way.

of course we all know that she hooks up with some new guy practically every week so my home will need solid protection from cum being blasted on it by a new dude every so often, and i plan on dealing with this problem by building a solid glass-like canopy, kinda like a greenhouse...total size of the entire environment i envision inside slylee will be abt 0.5 - 1 cubic millimeter.

bye.

Crack's a helluva drug.

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at least a condom on the dog

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wow.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

by the way, i'll need first, last, and a security deposit...and you have to let me know asap because i have other people who want to live there as well.


oh and no pets, sorry!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

LOL @ cum blast. Sounds like something from a Japanese game show.

1.) What is your lease term? Do you accept a month-to-month contract?

2.) Is there still vacancy?

3.) Would it be possible to forgo the carpet cleaning/replacement? I plan on having it removed anyway in order to install hard wood.

4.) Are we allowed in the basement?

5.) How much is flood insurance?

you want to Re:Locate

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Originally posted by david.michael 1.) What is your lease term? Do you accept a month-to-month contract? 2.) Is there still vacancy? 3.) Would it be possible to forgo the carpet cleaning/replacement? I plan on having it removed anyway in order to install hard wood. 4.) Are we allowed in the basement? 5.) How much is flood insurance?

i don't feel like coming up with clever answers for this, but this was funny! lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee by the way, i'll need first, last, and a security deposit...and you have to let me know asap because i have other people who want to live there as well. oh and no pets, sorry!

i won't be able to pay you in cash but i do guarantee spontaneous multiple orgasms every hour for the entire duration of my stay...

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Originally posted by Woj107 you want to Re:Locate

i dont even want to think about the implication that 'Waterfall' might have here