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Yoepus
Neo-condimist

Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Ketchup fields, Texas

Pick up lines

What lines do you use to pick up that hot chick over there next to the bar?

Here are some tried, true, and tested ones for all to use:

Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?

this ones on me maybe later i can get on you..

I had a girlfriend once, but then she changed her screenname...

do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again...

smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips...

are you a parking ticket? cause u got FINE written all over you.

Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Feel free to submit your own to this thread.

Yoepus
Help stop rape, say yes.

Apr-07-2002 06:24 Israel

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AnotherWay83
The B00b Maintenance Guy™

Registered: Aug 2000
Location: land of d(-_-)b

heheh i liked ur sig the best..."help stop rape, say yes"..LOL...good ones

Apr-07-2002 07:03

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Magimaster
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vancouver

"it doesn't count as rape if it doesn't touch the sides"
- Random person from IRC Chatroom

heh heh heh...

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Apr-07-2002 07:29 Canada

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Nightmonger
Archlich Tranz Inquisitor

Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Trancebourgh

Here's another one:

Hi floweret, can i pick you ?

Apr-07-2002 08:04 Italy

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Drifter
mmm boost

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia

imagine somebody saying...if you were a booger i would pick you first

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Apr-07-2002 09:20 Australia

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Cosmo
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Odessa, Ukraine

Hey, pretty, guess your name!

Excuse me, have you seen my wife?

Excuse me, do you have an idea how to spend my salary?

Let's bet for 100$, that I will ask you to spend a night with me and you'll refuse.

Excuse me, I've just lost my phone #, can I have yours?

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Last edited by Cosmo on Apr-19-2002 at 21:58

Apr-19-2002 19:58 Ukraine

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Trance-Canada
Trance Titan

Registered: May 2001
Location: Calgary

Good thing I've got a Porsche because you have some dangerous curves..

Apr-19-2002 21:51 Iceland

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Sand Leaper
Tension hunter

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway

quote:
Good thing I've got a Porsche because you have some dangerous curves..

OOOOOH!Nice one.

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Apr-19-2002 22:49 Norway

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Spyder
Anti BS Alliance

Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Toronto CDN

sorry can i say somthing smells CHEZZY.. the lines.. lol

i'm sorry men realy need to pull up there acts and think of somthing better to say to women....

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Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Apr-21-2002 04:07

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stella
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Nov 2000
Location: between my girlfriends legs

Heay Julie, have you seen the pick-up line article in this months Mens Health mag??? Believe it or not some of my mates actually use these lines.

Anyway my sad post is...

You wiggle your index finger at your intended victim to beckon her over to you. When she's walked over you say "I made you come with one finger, think what I could do with two..."

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