/Dude walks out on stage.

(excitedly) "So last night I gave my girlfriend a blowjob and..."

/pause

"ohh no wait a fucking minute."

/on the phone with girl.

"was that a dick in my mouth!? A DICK!? IN MY MOUTH!? WHAT. THE. FUCK.!"

"i meant to tell you."

"YOU MEANT TO TELL ME! YOU MEANT TO... GIRL YOU CRAZY! I'LL KILL YOU GIRL... OR GUY... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK!"

/grabs hammer, pliers, blowtorch.

/mumbling to self.

"i'm gonna get medieval on that ass."

/door slams.

Last edited by denys envy on Apr-20-2007 at 18:46

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee no

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Originally posted by Slylee no

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Originally posted by Slylee no quote: Originally posted by igottaknow no

This thread delivers

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"All revolutions are the sheerest fantasies until they happen; then they become historical inevitabilities."

/forum poster opens thread

"What the fuck is this shit? Is this supposed to be funny?"

/forum poster stabs self



End.



I know it's not 30 seconds, but I figure the part after the talking would be filled with dramatic silence.

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Originally posted by jennypie /forum poster opens thread "What the fuck is this shit? Is this supposed to be funny?" /forum poster stabs self End. I know it's not 30 seconds, but I figure the part after the talking would be filled with dramatic silence.

30 seconds of stabbing action!!

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue 30 seconds of stabbing action!!

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue 30 seconds of stabbing action!!

Brilliant!

Thread fail of the year