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There once was a surgeon named Howells,
Who sucked sh*t from his patients' bowels,
When he couldn't get his, he drank the prostitutes' piss,
That he got from the sanitary towels
There was a couple from Henley in Arden,
Who tried soixante-neuf in their garden
After shedding his load, he said
My dear Flo', where does it all go,
She looked up and said *swallows* "pardon"?
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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Social outcasts are often of the opinion that they must have a drink before being able to loosen up with their inhibitions, thus being able to have a good time.
There's a word that sums up this sort of behaviour, and that word is 'reject.' |
Last edited by _Ocean_Drive_ on Jun-02-2007 at 11:15
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