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Badass things that I have done throughout my life
me@t k@tie sent me this e-mail (because of another discussion her and I were having), and I thought you guys might get as much kick out of reading it as I did (but I got her permission to post it here).
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* I stole pears from a pear tree and ate them
* We almost stole a chair
* Laughed @ Margaret when she fell down the escalator
* Fed dog food to Rachel and told her it was venison
* Threw mud in Jonathan and Douglas' faces when they each asked me to date them (I was nine).
* Sold clams to Jonathan and Douglas and told them that they would have magical powers if they bought them from me. They got in trouble when they were caught stealing money from their mom's purse. I think she hit them quite a bit for that.
* Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her....
* OH! When I was in grade one, I snuck onto someone's property and broke into their trailer and stole an alarm clock. I snuck back and returned it though.
* I went on a class trip to a museum and jumped into one of their ancient displays. Then an alarm went off :/
* I put cod liver oil in my uncle's tea when he wasn't looking.
* Last year, I snuck into the UofT rez on st.george street and used their showers.
* I told someone to watch me dive into the water off the raft, and he started to have some sort of panic attack when I didn't come up from under the water (I stuck my head under the raft for a few minutes as a joke). He thought I hit my head and died.
* I caught a frog at school when I was in grade two, and I told the teacher that instead of doing work, I had to take care of the frog. He was pretty pissed off and told me to take it outside, so I stayed outside with the frog for the rest of the day. He never specified that I was supposed to come back.
* Drugs
* Went clubbing when I was underage
* Went to bars when I was underage
* My mom used to make a mark on alcohol bottles to make sure that my brother and I weren't drinking when we were young. I would drink some and fill the bottle up to the mark with water when I was finished.
* Lied to the receptionist and to TC just to make sure that my track was going to be played at Freedom.
* Peed in someone's vegetable garden when I was little
* Went to church once just so that I could get krowka from the priest afterwards.
* Skipped classes to play tennis and go swimming
* I went hunting with someone, and saw the deer, but he didn't. I made as much noise as possible so the deer would run away before the hunter saw it.
* My dad had mouse poison in the garage, and a mouse had eaten some, but wasn't dead. I felt bad for it, so I snuck it into the house and took care of it for a couple of days until it had re-gained it's strength.
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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.
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