So here I go doin' my thang, right, and I look up and this nigga here is eatin' a pickle... A pickle!

Who died? Anna? How!? Hahaha! Finally.

Sir, do not take a dump on the platform, sir. Sir, do not take a dump on the platform!

LOL, good stuff.

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14-year-old girl to friend:... And then my daddy called me a ho! Fuck that nigga!

--Spofford Ave, Hunts Point

Overheard by: number seven

Father: Come on, hurry your ass up, nigga. I mean... Hurry up... son.

--50th & Broadway

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"The favorite American pastime is not baseball, it's moral crusades."

Crazy man to old lady: You down with OPP? You down with OPP? You down with OPP? Because I just pooped.

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Guy in stall, on cell: What am I doing? I'm dropping the kids off at the pool... What do you mean, what do I mean?... I'm taking a shit!... Hold on, I'll hold the phone by my ass so you can hear the turd splash.

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Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that!

--6 Train

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Older man hugging younger man: Wassup, my nigga?
Younger man: Dad, cut it out. We're white.

--Leonard & Lafayette St

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Ghetto chick on cell: I ain't never did it for free, but I guess I could... So I'll just do you and him in the same day... All I'm sayin', though -- there better be food... That's all I'm sayin'.

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Airline representative: Paging La... La-gua-ti-ne Pu-ra-na-ma-te? Paging... Eh, I know I messed that one up. If your name rhymes with the one I just said or it sounds at all like yours, please come to the desk.

--LaGuardia

Overheard by: Delayed

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Originally posted by lücid Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up! Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can't defeat that! --6 Train

Brilliant

love it! thanks for the link....i always wonder "wtf" at some people's strange and loud convos in public...

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.