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DJ Sammy is the Greatest DJ ever
Hey guys, I need your help.
I am trying to win the Brickfish Blog Essay Scholarship contest. I can't write painfully sappy BS like these girls can, but I can write horribly sarcastic BS, so I am gunning for the "Most Viral" prize. Basically, I need you guys to help me spread (ie spam Trance.nu) this blog to wherever possible. The more times people "vote" on my blog, the better my score becomes, the better my chances to win!
Here's my blog:
| quote: | DJ Sammy is the greatest DJ on Earth. Period. DJ Sammy’s artist album, “Heaven”, proves that he should be on the top of the DJ Mag poll instead of those other blokes.
In “Heaven”, DJ Sammy has taken some of the best songs from the 80s and transformed them into club masterpieces. Every song is brimming with energy, energy that’ll make you want to hear these songs over and over again! Not even The Beatles or Michael Jackson can come up with songs as amazing as these.
All of the songs on “Heaven” speak emotional volumes. Just listen to the “Candlelight” mix of Heaven. The emotion is literally oozing out of the song. I was driven to tears the first time I heard the song, its that good!
Just look at the beautiful poetry in these lyrics. These are the words of a true genius:
Baby you're all that I want,
when you're lying here in my arms.
I'm finding it hard to believe,
we're in Heaven.
(picture of Heaven cover)
(caption:Better than Thriller? I think so!)
The most important quality of a DJ is his ability to do the “jesus pose”. As you can see, DJ Sammy excels in this regard:
(picture of jesus pose)
A DJ must also be able to put his face on the cover of the album, since the best DJs in the world are the best looking (and the best dressed)! Both of these is true of DJ Sammy, as you can see on the cover of the Heaven album. A DJ also must sell lots and lots of CDs to be one of the best, and DJ Sammy has done that in spades. Sammy has sold over 1 million copies of his album! Anyone that sells one million copies of an album must be good, no, magnificent!
Need more proof? Just look at DJ Sammy’s inspiring music videos. In the video for “Boys Of Summer”, we see Sammy driving a very expensive automobile.
(screen cap from “Boys Of Summer” music vid)
Many would label this as a display of arrogance, but in truth the car holds a deep meaning. See, the car is a symbol of the American dream, where if we work hard enough, we too can drive in fancy cars when we’re not frolicking on the beach with a throng of barely clothed women. The car is the epitome of capitalism, i.e if you make buckets of money you too can own one of those fine examples of automotive excellence! Every person should strive to follow in DJ Sammy’s example, and be the best capitalists that they can be!
DJ Sammy is a producer of a form of Dance music called “Trance”. Some people believe that Trance music is supposed to be emotional, “entrancing” music. Those people are obviously wrong, and DJ Sammy is doing what he can to make sure that everyone knows the truth about Trance. Due to his success on MTV and other musical outlets, DJ Sammy has been able to educate the masses on the true meaning of Trance: Trance music isn’t about long entrancing melodies or creating a mood, its about emo female vocals and PUTTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HANDS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING AIR! DJ Sammy doesn’t make what other people think is “Trance” music, he makes real Trance music, Trance music that you should listen to.
So what are you waiting for? Walk, no, run on over to your nearest Wal-Mart and pick up a copy of “Heaven”. You’ll be glad you did.
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Just look at first place. I know we can blow this comp out of the water. TAs, UNITE!
PS: Brownie points to anyone that can point out all the "inside jokes" in my blog 
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