1. You meet a girl while drunk - so not TRULY meeting her.
2. Exchange phone numbers.
3. She calls you to let you know she's at the lounge you regularly attend (something apparently you mentioned to her when you met).
4. She asks you to come hang out.
5. Since you were planning to be there anyway cuz one of your best friends is spinning you go.
6. Your boy text messages you saying "dude some bitches just asked where you were at. get your ass here they're hot!"
7. You show up and get excited because they are indeed hot.
8. And this is the most important part so I'll type in CAPS - AS SOON AS SHE AND HER FRIEND OPEN THEIR MOUTHS YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF.

I absolutely hate hot girls that cannot invent a single fucking sentence and when they decide to speak nothing but insanity comes out.

Goddamn it! I thought I was going to get laid tonight and instead I went home with my hand because I couldn't fucking stand this bitch being NOT silent. I almost just said "Why don't you just go sit over there and let me imagine the things I would've done to you before you opened your fucking mouth."

COR VERSION: Hot stupid bitches suck.

lol

poor baby

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I bet she fucks well though.

And I thought you were hoping to get laid? Not hoping to converse on alternative methods of global energy sources....

life is sure rough

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The Ecstasy (MDMA) Bible Thread 2.0

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

yea those chicks are great for anal and you really could have used that as an opportunity to brush up on your acting skills.


fail.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea those chicks are great for anal and you really could have used that as an opportunity to brush up on your acting skills. fail.

+1


the glass is half-full mother ******s

as cool as this trukc









Ok maybe imma bit drunk.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Omega_M

LOL! DUDE! my red jetta's in the background.

the only respectable col0r for Jetta is gray or dark gray or something.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Slylee fail.

+111

you stick your fat cock in her mouth so she shuts up.

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Originally posted by Slylee fail.

+111

you stick your fat cock in her mouth so she shuts up.

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Originally posted by Aristronica 1. You meet a girl while drunk - so not TRULY meeting her. 2. Exchange phone numbers. 3. She calls you to let you know she's at the lounge you regularly attend (something apparently you mentioned to her when you met). 4. She asks you to come hang out. 5. Since you were planning to be there anyway cuz one of your best friends is spinning you go. 6. Your boy text messages you saying "dude some bitches just asked where you were at. get your ass here they're hot!" 7. You show up and get excited because they are indeed hot. 8. And this is the most important part so I'll type in CAPS - AS SOON AS SHE AND HER FRIEND OPEN THEIR MOUTHS YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF. I absolutely hate hot girls that cannot invent a single fucking sentence and when they decide to speak nothing but insanity comes out. Goddamn it! I thought I was going to get laid tonight and instead I went home with my hand because I couldn't fucking stand this bitch being NOT silent. I almost just said "Why don't you just go sit over there and let me imagine the things I would've done to you before you opened your fucking mouth." COR VERSION: Hot stupid bitches suck.

You could of subtlely stuck some tissue in your ears and nodded your head throughout the night to anyhing she said. She probabably wouldn't have known any better.

A lot of girls that are hot lack a good personality. It's as if they haven't needed to develop one because their looks have done the talking for them.

Fucking shite.