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| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
ps. Doc, what is the meaning of life? |
The meaning of life is simple, so simple in fact that it's too obvious for most people to realize.
Life's meaning is that there is none. You were concieved accidentally.
So thanks to one drunk, sloppy and most likely dirty night night your parents had many years ago, you are now doomed to walk the Earth for the better part of a century suffering one humiliation after another, until you too find yourself too lazy to walk to the local pharmacy and pass on the burden that is life. That is, assuming you can ever get laid.
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If you can't be good, be careful.
"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
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