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Xavier Moriarty
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the almighty ****ed up/twisted/dark jokes thread

you know, those that will make you laugh and feel bad for laughing at the same time

im off to work so ill just copy/paste 2 of them and i'd love to see what will you come up with

Q. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A pedophile.


Q.What's the number one cause of pedophelia?
A.Sexy children...

lol


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Silky Johnson
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Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?















































A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

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Yohan
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Why did the Al Qaeda wanted couple of mentally retarded women?









































To strap couple of suicide bomber vests on them


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not true. i say "ugh"
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lol colour me retarded

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Nicolas Oliver
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quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?
A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.


Old but good.

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Silky Johnson
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quote:
Originally posted by cenik
Old but good.



Yeah, it's the worst joke I know, lol.

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Nicolas Oliver
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quote:
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Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?

A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.


Damn!

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SkyHigh
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quote:
Originally posted by Rodrico
Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?

A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada.


LOL


Omg im going to hell


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