Is it just my son or does everyone leave their bathroom like a bomb-site after using it ? I became so frustrated pleading with him to show a bit of decorum that I left this note on the bathroom door for him.
Dear son always remember that after using bathroom ;

1. Leave the mat soaking on the floor.
2. Scrunch up the wet towel and leave it lying in a heap ( but only after blowing your nose on it)
3. Spit toothpaste and saliva over my freshly-cleaned sink.
4. Leave window closed to ensure condensation therefore creating mildew on the tiles.
5. Pee over seat and don't flush.
6. Finally , leave on light and shower switches.


Thanks for your cooperation .

ps He read the first line and ripped it up.
Kids today..tsk !

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sounds like a cvnt. beat him.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN sounds like a cvnt. beat him.

He is, and I do ..obviously not hard enough !

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Originally posted by sandsideapache He is, and I do ..obviously not hard enough !

send him to stay with his late-night-sneaky uncle for a week or two.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN send him to stay with his late-night-sneaky uncle for a week or two.

Jeez ..you know HIM . Might be worth a try.

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go pee on his pillow and ask him how likes it.

I'm gonna have to defend your son here...

"1. Leave the mat soaking on the floor."

Same here, and I haven't taken them to laundry in months. I think they should be able to clean themselves.

"2. Scrunch up the wet towel and leave it lying in a heap ( but only after blowing your nose on it)"

I have towels dangling on chairs, my bed, on top of curtains, but that doesn't stop me from blowing my nose on everything else.

"3. Spit toothpaste and saliva over my freshly-cleaned sink."

Again, sinks should be smart enough to clean themselves.

"4. Leave window closed to ensure condensation therefore creating mildew on the tiles."

Maybe there's smokers outside. That's why I close my window.

"5. Pee over seat and don't flush."

Tell him to pee in the sink. That's what I do. Or to pee in the shower. That's what my cat does. This way you don't have to worry about "flushing." It starts to smell after a few days but you'll get used to it.

"6. Finally , leave on light and shower switches."

He's scared at night.

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" Tell him to pee in the sink. That's what I do. Or to pee in the shower. That's what my cat does. This way you don't have to worry about "flushing." It starts to smell after a few days but you'll get used to it. "


Surely no-one pees in a shower. Maybe the pair of you should get a flat together...I'll pay the deposit .P-lease !

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Originally posted by sandsideapache " Tell him to pee in the sink. That's what I do. Or to pee in the shower. That's what my cat does. This way you don't have to worry about "flushing." It starts to smell after a few days but you'll get used to it. " Surely no-one pees in a shower. Maybe the pair of you should get a flat together...I'll pay the deposit .P-lease !

I've peed in the sink, and shower.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

I've shit on a sink-full of dishes, but I pay the rent .He doesn't , there's a difference.

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ALT. What are you, smokeape's gay son?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!