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SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. — Glenwood village administrator Bill Bramanti's favorite beer is Pabst Blue Ribbon. He loves it. Really loves it. So much so that he's already had his coffin specially made, and it's designed to look like a can of the trendy brew. Bramanti isn't sick, so he doesn't plan on needing it just yet. For now he plans to use it as a cooler. At 5-feet-9 inches tall and weighing 280 pounds, Bramanti has tried it out though. "I actually fit, because I got in here," Bramanti, 67, of South Chicago Heights said. He threw a party Saturday for friends, featuring his coffin filled with ice and, what else, Pabst Blue Ribbon. "Why put such a great novelty piece up on a shelf in storage when you could use it only the way Bill Bramanti would use it?" Bramanti's daughter, Cathy Bramanti, 42, said. Bramanti ordered the casket from Panozzo Bros. Funeral Home in Chicago Heights and Scott Sign Co. of Chicago Heights designed the beer can. The silver coffin is designed with red, white and blue, just like a Pabst can. Pabst is headquartered in San Antonio.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl...re/5753176.html

shitty.

fucking.

shit.

that's kind of creepy, actually.

i also think i realized recently that i don't really even like PBR anymore. drinking all these high-alcohol content dark/amber beers has turned me into a beer snob and turned my taste buds away from good ol' cheap PBR!

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BLASPHEMY!

You broke my heart.

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Originally posted by lücid that's kind of creepy, actually. i also think i realized recently that i don't really even like PBR anymore. drinking all these high-alcohol content dark/amber beers has turned me into a beer snob and turned my taste buds away from good ol' cheap PBR!

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with Myra?

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Originally posted by lücid that's kind of creepy, actually. i also think i realized recently that i don't really even like PBR anymore. drinking all these high-alcohol content dark/amber beers has turned me into a beer snob and turned my taste buds away from good ol' cheap PBR!

Welcome to the light, Myra.

Dammit Myra, now you've got Sam all wound up. Don't contribute to his ego.

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don't worry guys. i haven't turned in my membership card yet...

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It's not like we don't already know your last name.

What was it? Turner and Romanese? Turner and Romantic? Turner and Rumplestiltskin?

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Originally posted by RJT Dammit Myra, now you've got Sam all wound up. Don't contribute to his ego.

Oh hush, you. Accept that you favorite beer is made up of nothing but your own prized urine and the water that has been stolen from Georgia.

he's 67, 5'9", and 280 pounds and he thinks he won't be needing it soon?

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by idoru It's not like we don't already know your last name.

yeah, that was from 2004 when i was still relatively a n00b around these parts.

Orbax and Clovis and Bobby and i used to rep the PBR all over these forums back then!

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