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It has a lot of great features:
- Free service.
- No ringtones to make people want to smash your skull in.
- No unwanted calls.
- Doesn't make you the bitch of any telecom giant.
- Doesn't ring, play retarded music, or cause a minor seismic event when you receive a call.
- Doesn't make you look like a trendy piece of shit.
- Doesn't give you cancer or turn you gay, unlike other mobiles.
- Doesn't allow the authorities to record, intercept, or track your calls from afar, or to locate you almost instantaneously.
- Less expensive yet more durable than any other phone on the market.
- Eco-friendly.
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